influenca

A large scale, brain eating social disease disseminated by television, newspapers, taxpayer funded education, non-profit foundations and intelligence agencies.

The people of the nation, stymied and stupefied under the hypnotic spell of the dictator and the prefabricated mass media apparatus, quietly succumbed to influenca.

by Eric E. Britto July 2, 2007

Self Inflicted Wound

The act of creating injury to oneself, whether it be physical, emotional, personal loss, mental anguish, etc.

John lost the love of his life when he messed around with another woman resulting in her dumping him. "Wow, that was a self inflicted wound".

by ejkruzr January 23, 2012

infield pop fly

Wiping your ass, dunking the paper in the toilet, then throwing it on the ceiling. The follow up to the upper decker. Also known as an in the park home run.

Ken left an upper decker at Mikes house, then hit an infield pop fly.

by hahapoohumor March 28, 2009

influencer

Another word for unemployment.

Rebecca dropped out of High School to pursue her non-career as an influencer.

by SimTeXa June 22, 2019

Infield Fly Rule

Baseball sexual metaphor for when there's an unequal ratio of males and females at a party and one member of the dominant group leaves to create an equal ratio.

John called the infield fly rule at the party and left so it didn't turn into a sausage fest.

by Shazam814 December 10, 2009

influencer

An attention whore

An "influencer" is an attention whore who literally has done NOTHING is famous for no reason. Like, subscribe, cultural decay.

by Ludwig Von Snooterman July 3, 2021

Below the Influence

When one is so stupid they would seem as if they were on drugs, while completely sober.

Person 1 is leaving, Person 2 says "Have a nice day" Person 3 says "you too... wait... what?"
Person 3 is below the influence.

by TarvisMD November 22, 2010