Disorder in which you are obsessed with inflation a vagina with your mouth and then pushing the air out by slapping their stomach. A person with this disorder will talk about it non stop and berate their friends with traumatizing in depth inflation stories.
“Kieran has a severe case of Inflation disorder, he keeps inflating Abby Lee Miller and Wendy Williams and Steve Harvey and Dr. Phil”
by Shane Yaw August 22, 2023

by Solid Mantis September 12, 2017

The microwave at my dorm room is older than the one at my house, so when I make a bag of popcorn, I have to adjust for microwave inflation.
by marblew August 2, 2011

An inflatable spine is what Republiturds like 'Lyin Ted' Cruz and 'Moscow Mitch' McConnell have, who need tRumpty to blow up and inflate their teenie weenies and try to look like they have a backbone.
I can't believe all the Republiturds who have sold their souls so that tRumpty will blow up their teenie weenies to inflate their inflatable spines!
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

The peak of a workout where your pumped and can't move your arms. It feels like your biceps are balloons.
by SageExtreme October 16, 2010

Any self obsessed individual that jogs and wobbles in increasingly desperate attempts to create an illusion of fitness whilst shrouded in a layer of all concealing black lycra.
by The Poison Dwarf October 31, 2011

"Hey man, you coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, can't. Got work inflation going on. Won't be coming out for a while"
"Nah man, can't. Got work inflation going on. Won't be coming out for a while"
by Sleepless at Work November 12, 2020
