intoxicated chicken fucker

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!

"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

intoxinebriated

the state of being so drunk that you can't speak in the correct order.

poke smot

My kid brother was so intoxinebriated on his 21st birthday that he called me mom.

by Mira February 24, 2005

Intoxinate

To intoxicate with laughter and or happiness.

To poison with a substance that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

To lol uncontrollably without hesitation to stop for any means.

To find almost anything funny no matter what it is.

Person1: Are you ok man?

Person2: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Person1: You are intoxinated on monster or weed bro.

Person2: I...Can't...Stop!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!

Person1: Yeah the intoxinate is most likely sugar. No more energy drinks for you.

by intoxinate December 6, 2011

intoxicunted

When a typically demure and kind female turns into a complete and total bitch after a few drinks.

A: Last night at the bar, Jane told me she was glad my mom died.
B: Jane said that? But she's usually such a sweetheart.
A: Well last night, she was intoxicunted.

by eo83 February 19, 2012

intoxillectual

The one who intoxicated by one's wisdome

I am intoxillectual

by anti-intoxillectual May 3, 2018

infoxtrinated

To be indoctrinated by Fox News.

Mark and Buddy repeat the same talking points they always have. They’ve been inFoxtrinated.

by RocketGrrrl September 22, 2018

inbotherable

noun; not capable of being bothered.

It is literally impossible to bother me. I am inbotherable.

by physics_dude November 27, 2018