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Intimate Phone Sex

Being so horny that you have to shove your penis in the charging port while the women on the other side shoves the entire phone up her vaginal canal
Theadore: Marissa, I love you so much let’s have intimate phone sex tonight
Marissa: ok last time I did this part of my case got stuck in my uterus
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
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nanimate

to turn into something for little kids

to talk in a baby voice

to act like you are older and more mature
i had to nanimate the story because she brought her son along
by barneyyeart February 10, 2010
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Intimate Partner Violence

Something that only animals engage in. If you engage in Intimate Partner Violence (IPV), you are considered an animal. And that's not a compliment.
Me, to my bro: Did you just commit Intimate Partner Violence?

Bro: Yeah lol

Me: You fucking animal.
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InanimateAnimate

sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to people of one's own sex or gender.
"campaigning by homosexual men and women for an end to social and legal discrimination"
noun
a person who is sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to people of their own sex or gender.
Person 1: Have you seen the new InanimateAnimate project?
Person 2: sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to people of one's own sex or gender.
"campaigning by homosexual men and women for an end to social and legal discrimination"
noun
a person who is sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to people of their own sex or gender.
by OwinJK May 5, 2023
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inanimal

A lazy pet; one that remains still for very long periods of time.
Is that an inanimal or a statue?
by Garzilla32 October 9, 2013
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Inniemate

A friend or chum you share an inside joke with.
"I was staring at my Inniemate when the teacher talked about sex"
by Not John Doe April 9, 2015
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intimate resteraunt

A girls pussy. (Being eaten out)
Person 1: "Man, she took me to her intimate resteraunt last night and it tasted so good."
by Andreatheslut June 13, 2017
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