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all-in-one

Taking the zapstrap ballsac to the next level, the all-in-one involves the placing of the penis as well as the testicles inside the zap strap before tightening. Not for the faint of heart.
"If I get drunk enough that someone gives me an all-in-one while I'm passed out, I may need to get that shit amputated."
"Dude, it'll already BE amputated!"
by crimeny March 14, 2009
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Like "putting all your eggs in one basket", but referring to when all of the Polish Royalty crashed in the plane accident.
To risk losing everything by putting all your efforts or all your money into one plan or one course of action.
"Man! I just lost all my money on one roulette roll!"

Wow, you were really putting all of your Poles in one plane on that one.
by CoOpmeister June 23, 2010
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Cone-In-One

Jut like Golf’s “Hole-In-One” being the ultimate and sought-after shot, the Cone In One follows the same concept but within the marijuana smoking world.
A Cone-In-One is the ultimate toke, the ultimate cone punched. This one single cone eradicates the need for any more smoking because you’ve reached meltdown stage. Once it has occurred you can pack up your gear and ride the snake
Cone In Ones can come planned or by surprise, although, it is possible for one to master the art of packing the cone-piece to achieve a perfect cone-in-one toke.

Whether a successful cone-in-one was achieved can differ from person-to-person as each person’s state of brain meltdown can be different from each other. But the defining outcome is always the state of meltdown.

*Cone In One’s are best achieved in evil homemade bongs such as Waterfall bongs.
R: Bro, I got absolutely smassshheed the other night. I rate it one of the biggest meltdown's ever... I think I saw my last brain cell jump out of my ear!

S: Yeah? How many cones did you punch?

R: Just one bro! One!

S: Hahaha! A Cone-In-One...

R: Fuck yeah.
by Rashman December 20, 2008
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Hole-In-One

This phrase can mean one of two things. In golfing terms it means hitting a ball into a hole in one try. The next meaning isn’t much different from the first. If your girl starts getting frisky she might as for a Hole-In-One. This is when a man nuts so hard the cum flys into the air. If the giz becomes airborne then the woman will attempt to catch it in her pussy.
Lizzie: I need you at my house right now!
Raymond: What’s wrong?
Lizzie: I need a Hole-In-One!
Raymond: Ok Lizzie I’ll be there in a few minutes.
Lizzie: Don’t Forget the lotion like last time...Now I understand why they call you Red.
by Bubba the Gimp January 6, 2021
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A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011
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Hole in one

The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary possition and accidentally forcing flatulents from her butt sheeks creating a vacuuming sucking in one of your testicles with extreme force
Bro I didn't even mean to get a hole in one
by druehorn May 8, 2017
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Hole in One

Hole in One- when you pull out and jizz so hard it shoots in their nose nostril.
Man, when i pulled out it shot out so hard i made a hole in one! Next time im trying for a hole in two!!
by NutsInMyMOUTH July 4, 2019
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