imagihook

The act of going to the bathroom at a house party when previous attempts of seducing females have failed, and lowering your pants to your knees, hitching up your shirt and violently masturbating. To take this to the next level, simply, when someone comes a-knocking, position yourself in the centre of the bathroom and silently stare down your victim, still beating furiously. The imagihook is completed by blowing your load all over your shocked and unsuspecting victim recipient.

Steve: hey ticho-broman, i had to do an imagihook last night, im so disappointed in myself
James: Don't worry mate, i did one just last week. Always works a treat.

by awkasaurus rex October 10, 2010

Google Images

The only known way (thus far) to look are pornography on the internet, and not give your computer a crap ton of viruses in the process

Mike: Hey Fred, are you using Google Images?
Fred: No Mike! What makes you think that?
Mike: That glistening handkerchief on the floor gave you away dude...

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Imaginary Numbers

The concept that exists just to make people in Algebra 2 die of confusion.

"How does this pointless stuff that I'm not even going to use when I'm older even make sense? I just don't see how there can be Imaginary Numbers!"

(dies in class)

by NYC213 October 5, 2015

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

A cartoon created by the guy who did Power Puff Girls. It is about a 8-year-old named Mac who is forced to give up his imginary friend named Bloo. There are other characters including Eduardo, a mexican imginary friend; Terrance, Mac's bro; Wilt, a red imaginary friend; Frankie, a 22-year-old; Madam Foster, a old lady who runs the house; Herriman, a rabbit; Duchess, a fugly slut; and Coco, an insane thing.

The plots are interesting and creative, the characters are likable. A lot of the jokes use adult/crude humor, thus making the show not for children. Oh, and it's very funny!

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is very funny!

by kcfkcfcv May 16, 2006

Imagination Masturbation

The act of auto-genital stimulation to climax in the absence of compelling visual stimuli such as videos or graphic images. Often this is accomplished through accessing a spank bank or mental storehouse of sexual, or soon to be sexual memories. It also applies where inadequate visual material (e.g. Sears catalog, high school yearbook, partially scrambled cable porn) is being used as a primer to aid intoxicated masturbation.

My laptop battery died while I was at my parents house so I had to break out the local paper and flip to the girls soccer recap for some imagination masturbation.

by qroberts May 22, 2008

Imagine

A song by Jogn Lennon about the perfect world in John's eyes. Found on the album of the same name, and every Lennon compilation. It has been covered by several artists.

"Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try"

by Samuel W, September 4, 2005

imagination

creations of the mind triggered by a thought

picturing in your mind that yu are flying

by landon January 21, 2005