Finnish Icicle

When you freeze your penis to where it starts being painful, then you run inside and place it inside of your sleeping significant others vagina.

It's cold outside, my dicks about to freeze off I better run inside and give the old wifey a Finnish Icicle to save it from happening.

by Mr.Bee February 21, 2022

icicle crick

What happens to a penis when its rock hard, yet unbelievably cold, as in frozen.

Mark had an icicle crick rolling, and I told him, "better get that looked at."

by nofaceoz October 13, 2021

Icicle sheep tower

a tower where only the finest sheep can live

yea, jeff lives in that icicle sheep tower

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

Everest-Icicle

The act of taking a shit on Mount Everest, waiting for it to freeze, then inserting the icicle into another hikers anus.

Julia: Hey Jerry can I shove my Everest-Icicle in your Ice Crevasse?

by Magnus clapdong October 09, 2024

muddy icicle

A frozen shit log.

My dog pooped outside in the snow, it turned into a muddy icicle.

by Igothoes March 24, 2022

icicle sucker

Another name for someone who gives a blowjob. When a person is giving a blowjob and they suck the cum that is strung between their mouth on the penis.

My girlfriend gives such a good blowjob she is such a good icicle sucker

by JKay65 December 28, 2017

Icicle Pole

A deceased man's erect penis.

"Rumour has it Chris likes to stick his tongue to the icicle pole." or "Did you hear? Amber got fired from the hospital for riding the icicle pole."

by Alternative Holes February 23, 2020