a position often involved in redneck sex, where the male takes a doodoo in the females mouth and she proceeds to give him oral stimulus...
by 7UPyours September 25, 2011
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Now: Lousy roads with tons of traffic and traffic jams, one of the nine deadliest highways in the country (Highway 95). Home to greedy developers, road-ragers, and skyrocketing property values (forcing minimum-wage locals and (mostly old, so what does it matter?) people who've lived here forever out). Overly promoted by the greedy, can't-get-enough money tourist industry. Home to the Hagamonstrosity. Sheesh. Took 30 minutes to go 8 miles from Sagle to Sandpoint last week, an hour to get home from Coeur d'Alene (30 miles). Go someplace else. GO HOME!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
Now: Lousy roads with tons of traffic and traffic jams, one of the nine deadliest highways in the country (Highway 95). Home to greedy developers, road-ragers, and skyrocketing property values (forcing minimum-wage locals and (mostly old, so what does it matter?) people who've lived here forever out). Overly promoted by the greedy, can't-get-enough money tourist industry. Home to the Hagamonstrosity. Sheesh. Took 30 minutes to go 8 miles from Sagle to Sandpoint last week, an hour to get home from Coeur d'Alene (30 miles). Go someplace else. GO HOME!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
by Disgruntled Idahoan August 5, 2007
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To tie some chick to a bed naked, turn off the lights, and jump dick first trying to hit the target.
by Stumpt April 20, 2009
Get the Idaho Dartboard mug.Idahoan is someone who was either born in or has lived in Idaho for at least a year. Idahoans kick ass! They are tough, rugged and can handle anything but the ladies are still hot as hell.
Person: I'm a New Yorker.
Better Person: Well, I've got you beat cause I'm an Idahoan.
Person: Wow, your like, pretty like me only better cause you are smarter and can do more things than I.
Better Person: Yes, yes you are correct. :)
Better Person: Well, I've got you beat cause I'm an Idahoan.
Person: Wow, your like, pretty like me only better cause you are smarter and can do more things than I.
Better Person: Yes, yes you are correct. :)
by AE20 April 2, 2011
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aka land of the bored shitless
aka land of the bored shitless
by tylerthecreator April 10, 2011
Get the idaho falls mug.The school far away from intelligent life and civilization in general that the Mormons go to who didn't get into the real BYU in Utah.
mormon1: dude BYU Provo rejected me.
mormon2: Yeah, me too.
mormon1: Well it looks like we're going to BYU Idaho.
mormon2: Yeah, me too.
mormon1: Well it looks like we're going to BYU Idaho.
by jacob pitt March 16, 2009
Get the BYU Idaho mug.A regular state from it's admittance into the Union until a around 1956 when fast food restaurants realized that they didn't have a large enough supply of potatoes. It was then turned into a farce of a state by a conspiracy of government officials in the pockets of lobbying powers such as McDonald's. John F. Kennedy uncovered this conspiracy and was about to shut it down with the assistance of Bobby Kennedy when he was assassinated.
Anybody passing through is immediately stripped of all identification and personal effects, then forced to work the potato matrix ( P.M. a grid system in which a potato is planted every 1.5 feet in each cardinal direction) until they die or earn their freedom by harvesting 4.5 million potatoes. Very few, including Aaron Paul and J.R. Simplot (who worked his way up in the ranks of the proletariat and eventually became wealthy due to his contributions to increasing the efficiency of the P.M. by 46.2%), have successfully done so. All felons are sent to Idaho to work the P.M. until they die.
Residents of neighboring states often attempted to warn travelers about the repercussions of entering idaho until an amendment to the patriot act allowed federal officers to kidnap then and send them to idaho. Since then, nobody has been vocal for fear of their freedom.
The freedoms of Idahoans resemble those of communist Russia. All constitutional rights are voided, the masses are controlled by force and are governed by a consortium of wealthy individuals.
Anybody passing through is immediately stripped of all identification and personal effects, then forced to work the potato matrix ( P.M. a grid system in which a potato is planted every 1.5 feet in each cardinal direction) until they die or earn their freedom by harvesting 4.5 million potatoes. Very few, including Aaron Paul and J.R. Simplot (who worked his way up in the ranks of the proletariat and eventually became wealthy due to his contributions to increasing the efficiency of the P.M. by 46.2%), have successfully done so. All felons are sent to Idaho to work the P.M. until they die.
Residents of neighboring states often attempted to warn travelers about the repercussions of entering idaho until an amendment to the patriot act allowed federal officers to kidnap then and send them to idaho. Since then, nobody has been vocal for fear of their freedom.
The freedoms of Idahoans resemble those of communist Russia. All constitutional rights are voided, the masses are controlled by force and are governed by a consortium of wealthy individuals.
Person on a road trip through the West: hey, am I on the right road to get into Idaho?
Montana resident: oh yes, in fact, all roads lead to Idaho; getting in is easy, it's getting out that'll give you trouble.
Montana resident: oh yes, in fact, all roads lead to Idaho; getting in is easy, it's getting out that'll give you trouble.
by An altruistic american September 3, 2016
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