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i tell you what

A phrase commonly used by people in the South. Can be used in the beginning or end of a sentence. Common to Texans, it is used as a whole sentence, with nothing before or after it.
Bill Engvall talking about Texans: "Man, I tell you what."
"What?"
"I told you."
by Nicolee March 14, 2012
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and i was like what the fuck

a phrase used by the polock dan, when something is just like WTF!!!
I looked at how much my books cost "and i was like what the fuck!!!"
by polock dan January 17, 2004
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I tell you what

Something Gary Whittaker says to either begin or end a conversation.
"I tell you what, that beagle is a power dog." - Gary Whittaker

"I tell you what, one time I ate 5 gallons of ice cream in one sitting" - Gary Whittaker

"I was at one time, the fastest man in Ohio...I tell you what, was the fastest white guy down at state." - Gary Whittaker
by Maynard Yoh March 14, 2012
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Pack of What I Am's

A pack of Kool brand cigarettes.
Give me a bottle of bumpy face and a pack of what I am's.
by mick nasty October 17, 2006
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know what i mean

a phrase used to make sure the other person in a conversation is listen and can comprehend. Usually followed by a laugh, or a "Hear what im sayin?"
Yesterday i met this tease, know what i mean
by gravey November 13, 2004
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what? i like ponies?

When someone says one of the most random things in the world, you throw this back at them.
someuberguy: please don't cheat
CitizenFish: what? i like ponies?
Insomniac: same
CitizenFish: same
by Insomniac March 8, 2005
mugGet the what? i like ponies?mug.

thats what I thought

A word that no guy would let slide
Jack: Okay you’re right
Bob: “Thats what I thought”
Jack: *Punches him in the face repeatedly*
by decomplex December 4, 2022
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