Hummus

When u shit in ur girls mouth then nut, then u swirl it wit ur toes to make hummus for crackers at the nursing home

Dude I just hummused

by Jspitaa April 23, 2021

my humps

A song talking about a girls goodies pretty much. The song is an embarrasment to our culture though

Talking about my humps

by DizzyLizzy February 16, 2007

humungous

extremely or unusually large. Having extreme width or girth

I saw a humungous whale.
The pimple on my nose is humungous.

by Ashley Nordmann January 5, 2009

my humps

The title of a Black Eyed Peas song which was stupidly released as a single. While the two preceding singles ("Don't Phunk With My Heart" and "Don't Lie") were all right, history will remember the moment the video for this song hit the airwaves as the moment when the BEP officially jumped the shark.

WILL.I.AM (rapping in "My Humps"): "I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff/Milky, milky cocoa/
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff/Milky, milky riiiiiiight."

LISTENER #1:"Oh, how clever, Will.i.am is using the combination of chocolate cereal and white milk as an analogy for a black man and white woman fucking! How clever!"

LISTENER #2: (smacks his hand against his forehead in exasperation, rendered speechless by the stupidity around him)

by Rabid Caterpillar April 8, 2007

humps

The (upper and lower) curves of a woman's body.

Black-Eyed-Peas-Fergie's humps are off the hook.

by Stiffmeister October 26, 2005

humungus

1. The main villain from the movie Road Warrior. A frighteningly muscle-bound man in a strange (semi-nude) executioner-style getup, mostly balding wispy hairs (presumably due to radiation exposure), and speaking in a deep Arnold Schwarzenegger-esque accent. Possibly in homosexual relations to right-hand-man Wez, but don't you dare make fun of him. Nobody defies the Humungus. NOOUBODY! Well, except Max...

2. Alternately used to describe anyone overly intimidating and/or badass, but a bit quirky behind the scenes and possibly with a "touch of the lavender."

1. Greetings from the Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah!

2. Hitler was a HUMUNGUS Fuhrer.

by Parasexual Orgasm April 21, 2006

My humps

Name of the popular Black Eyed Peas song "My Humps." Referring to a woman's bosom or a woman's bottom.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)


What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

by Takahiro September 4, 2005