Hummingbird zapper

An electronic device similar to a bug zapper which, as the name implies, is designed to reduce the local hummingbird population. It resembles a standard hummingbird feeder, but unlike a bug zapper's ultraviolet light, it has a red light to attract the birds. It also contains a 50 kilovolt power supply, connected to flower-shaped receptacles at the base. When an unsuspecting hummingbird inserts its beak into the flower searching for nectar, it bridges the contacts and the bird explodes with deadly and humorous effect.

No longer content with his usual nighttime entertainment of drinking malt liquor while watching the bug zapper, Zeke's new hummingbird zapper provides hours of daytime redneck enjoyment.

by Timotheus325 April 26, 2010

hummingbird

when someone is humming while giving head

your girl gave me a hummingbird and it made me smile more then her boobs do.

by bootleg/ esp/ gospel May 25, 2012

humming bird

1. a quick, fast little bird

2. Somebody quriky and hyperish and spontaneous

3. someone or something who is fast and is hard to catch

1. I LOVE humming birds!
2. Man, she is like a humming bird these days
3. Dude, that car took off like a humming bird!

by sam olsen May 23, 2008

Humming the Baseline

To relax/space out to the point that others may mistake you as intoxicated.

Guy 1: "Yo, is John killin' that dro or what?"
Guy 2: "Nah brah, he's just humming the baseline."

by Garblez February 1, 2009

Hummingbird

A chick who floats from guy to guy to guy, giving blowjobs as a teaser to feed off the attention.

The chick's a hummingbird. She swore she was the one on one type when she was blowing me. Turns out she was blowing other guys too!

by The Rootman January 3, 2010

Hummingbird Heartbeat

When a male slaps his penis in a rapid fashion across the face of his partner.

"You give me that hummingbird heartbeat. You spread my wings and make me fly. The taste of your honey is so sweet, when you give me that hummingbird heartbeat. Hummingbird heartbeat. Uh uh." -Katy Perry.

by hairy hipster November 29, 2011

Hummingbird's Disgrace

Hummingbird's Disgrace is a popular indie movie straight from that silly Indianapolis town. Directed by the unstoppable force of Jones and Jordan, Hummingbird's Disgrace, often referred to as HBD, combines dramatic stories with fiery, gassy wit and humor that will make your mind explode a little. Until now, it was word of mouth that made this movie a midwestern legend. Soon, it will be released in theaters across the nation. A sequel is already in the works for all you hardcore HBD fans out there. Your sustenance is coming.

"Hey, man, have you seen Hummingbird's Disgrace? It's tiiite and exceptionally gassy."
"Yeah"

by Sara Jones September 27, 2006