Huber

Huh-berr{v.}
MEaning to be above competition and better than everyone else. To have no care for what your haters have to say.

Lil Wayne's Phone Home: Verse 3:
They don't make 'em like me no more
Matter fact, they never made it like me before
I'm rare like Mr. Clean with hair
No break lights on my car rear
I never hade life, and I never had fear
I rap like I done died and gone to heaven I swear
And yeah I'm a bear like black and white hair
So I'm polar
And they can't get on my system 'cause my system is the solar
I am so far from the outhers, I mean others
I could eat them for supper, get in my spaceship and huber

by ImitateTheBest February 4, 2009

huberta

Huberta is the most prettiest girl. She has long legs. She is 5’7. She has the most adoring personality. Her humor is kind of confusing but dark and light at the same time. She is a cancer. She enjoys corny things (picnics, Ferris wheel, walks on the beach, day or night) She carries her own weight of being her own friend. She talks a lot about herself yet people know nothing about her. Huberta is good by herself yet she wants to meet people. She is a pimp. She is a queen. She is beautiful. She is HUBERTA.

Huberta is the best friend anyone, including the President, could have.

“Yo you friends with Huberta.??!? You got a good one right there!”

by ijustcamebackfromthedead December 6, 2021

haberdashery

the artful design, creation and selection of fine hats, probably the fruitiest fashion pursuit of them all

And what do you do in your spare time?

by foltor September 2, 2005

Haberdouchery

Any place that caters to, supplies, or attracts a large number of douchebags.

(same: Habadouchery)

1. Don't go to that bar, it's a real haberdouchery.

2. Nice silk shirt, you snag that at the haberdouchery?

by UnnecessaryUmlaut August 29, 2009

Huber

A person with a rather eclectic variety of interests, ranging from moaning, (good) jews, krispie cremes, and getting daily boob jobs.

also likes rather archaic and bizarre words such as "scads"

Tendency to flirt with older gentlemen (according to fb)

"I saw a Huber living in a van down by the river"

"Huber gave me swine flu"

by limecorona May 3, 2009

Haberdasher

When performing sex doggy-style, you use your partners back as a table for your beverage or food items.

Honey, do you mind if we go haberdasher, I need to finish these chicken wings.

by ButtBartender January 9, 2011

Huber

The combination of a hooker and lube, a Huber is a person that is like a slut but very, very obvious about it; this is often used as a term of endearment between friends.

"Hey Huber! Great to see you again!"

by huber.com November 15, 2016