Mammoths hoof

A more senior, and generally larger scale version of a camels toe. Looks more like piano wire garotting an ardvarks rear. More prevalent in older ladies that "were once hot, but now are not"

Your wife needs to get a new swimsuit mate, that one shes got on may have fit her 20 years ago but now it just shows her "Mammoths hoof" its so tight!!! Its not a good look.......

by cheffykins December 20, 2010

wolf hoof

A male Camel Toe.

Jenn has a Camel Toe, but damn look at Matt's Wolf Hoof!

by Travis Honeycutt December 16, 2010

Hoofty

A person whose soul reason for existence is to collect trucks, cars and the like and jack them up on huge tires. Usually found in and around northeastern Pennsylvania. Enjoys mudding, beer pong, underage women, and burning out. Essentially, a hillbilly with a better vehicle.

Known to have many hang outs which may all be used for their parties. Examples being parking lots, clearings in the woods, areas along power lines, and various homes of 21 year olds.

Good for helping you out with car troubles and taking advantage of drunk teens.

Found debating which is better: Ford or Chevy. Always wearing steel-toe boots

"Hey! There's a hoofty! Lets go with him and get some 15 year old drunk!"

by josafinagaz September 29, 2008

hoofuckinray

See hooray, more exclamative.

Used to express a variety of emotions. All celebratory. Sarcasticly celebratory. Excitedly Celebratory, etc....

by MudD June 2, 2003

hoof rot

A condition of the foot in which mushrooms grow between your toes. See foot fungus.

My feet itch and burn so bad, i think i have a moderate case of hoof rot.

by Nutsakula July 28, 2006

Meat Hoof

Commonly known as "Camel Toe"....when a woman wears jeans that are way too tight, and you can cleary see her "lips", and the seam is right up the middle.

Dude, look at that bitch's meat hoof, hanging out in public 'n all. That ain't right!

by rog December 13, 2002

Hooker Hoofs

Any shoes with a heal over 2".
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.

The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse

While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.

I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.

by selvol August 10, 2014