Hoesly

Hoesly refers to a member of the Hoesly clan, a highly influential and advanced race of people with above average looks, intelligence, and personality. There are multiple individual Hoesly families, all owning their own business. The Wisconsin Hoesly's are apparently the largest group and own Hoesly's meats, however contact has been limited since the great migration West on the Oregon Trail. The Vancouver Hoesly's own the best auto repair shop in the area, and the Portland Hoesly's are involved on both sides of the law. The nearby Ridgefield Hoesly's are busy building a Hoesly compound, where all true Hoesly's can live together relying on eachother, and declare their own sovereign nation, and/or survive the impending apocalypse, or something.

stranger:"Hey your last name is Hoesly, I can make fun of that word quite easily!"

Hoesly: *bites thumb and adds to list of enemies of the family*

by Dr. Jose von Hoesly June 13, 2011

G.I. Hoes

Female members of the army who suck and fuck in order to get a promotion.

The G.I. Hoes gave me the crabs for Christmas.

by dabmaster101 May 28, 2016

bitches n' hoes

Benson & Hedges cigarettes.

Yo, grab me a pack of bitches n' hoes while you out.

by T-square August 31, 2006

hoes mad

statistics show that 1 out of every 3 hoes are indeed mad. and i’m not mad. and my friend becky who likes to talk real sexy isn’t mad (she’s a nasty bitch tho). so that means that the 3rd hoe is you. you are the mad hoe we have been talking about. who hurt you. why so mad hoe?

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by it’snotthatserious June 12, 2019

Pull hoes

To be frequently have men/women attracted to you or have a strong Will to want to date you

Damn that dude looks good as fuck I bet he pulls hoes

After I get my makup done I'm going to be pulling hoes

Ahh that dude said I'm ugly but really I pull hoes

by Jonathon koonce July 14, 2018

hoes

“hoes”meaning you have multiple people in your phone trying to get down with you

“Girl you got hoes, and everybody knows!”

by bball9395692 April 19, 2018

Hoesnatch

A girl that wears a dress or skirt so short that you can see either her panties, lack there of or junk as she approaches you full frontal.

While at a reggae concert we saw a hoesnatch wearing a red tube top dress. Not only could you see her white panties as she approached but you could see the outline of all undergarments through the dress because it was so tight.

Advice: if you hoesnatches are going to flash your panties at least coordinate them with your outfit!

by Ash-hole Peace August 18, 2009