Hormones

Moans of the whore

I can hear your hormones from over here.

by Beatbogger July 12, 2011

Horno Johno

A mysterious stranger who laughs when being diss. A guy that likes to stand in the background hoping to bud in at the right moment, usually the wrong moment. A guy of unknown origins, derived from an exotic plant in the system Exotica. Avoid any type of contact at all cost, or you would contract an infectious eye-gouging disease known as Horno Johno, In your momemnt of blindless he will take you to his lair and keep you there as his slave for all eternity.

Check under the bed before you sleep, for any sign of the Horno Johno, who enjoys to lurk around under people's dusty old beds in hopes to find some dirty secrets that no one should know. aka undies and bras, which also serves as part of his nutritional diet.

by Jal Ma Heir January 11, 2004

hornoob

Hornoob is a slang term for a newcomer to online gaming or an Internet activity. hornoobs may be bullied by more experienced players of some games. The term is also used more broadly for newcomers to any activity where their inexperience puts them at a disadvantage. Although it is often derogatory, it need not be so and is sometimes used neutrally, without implying a value judgment. Not to be confused with "Noob".

Alf Kåre is a hornoob.

by Grakoon Svendsen May 12, 2008

hormotional

Being overly emotional due to pregnancy hormones, especially in regards to significant others' perceived indifference.

Not to be confused with whoremotional.

Betty: I don"t understand why you had to throw fireworks at me AND THE BABY!

Joe: Stop being so hormotional, it was funny!

by Pregosaurus May 5, 2010

Hormonster

The result of one's hormones taking over control of their mind and body.

When Murray's system over-produces testosterone, he turns into a hormonster.

by Angie Jane September 12, 2010

Hornomal

Exactly as chicks commonly blame hormonal issues to explain away their general irrational and anti-social behaviour this can be used by guys to defend their own outrageousness actions.

My girlfriend: Hey, I just caught you checking out that chick on Bay Watch. What's that about?
Me: Uh-huh! S'not my fault - around the full moon I get a hornomal imbalance
My girlfriend: I don't care how much your daddy is paying me, I'm outta here.

by Mattyran November 14, 2010

hormoshima

the state in which a person is so sexually frustrated that his/her hormones are kept inside the body for so long that they behave like a bomb ready to explode and release their hormones

"Boy that married woman at the club sure was a hormoshima."

"Remember your friend? Yeah, the one that broke up with her boyfriend like 10 months ago? She totally pulled a hormoshima on me last night!"

by namesarefuckedup November 6, 2011