Hooked Up

When two people are making out and or having sex, which could lead to nothing or perhaps a relationship. ((pass tense))

Josh and Carrie hooked up already?!?

by Jessica L. December 28, 2005

Hooped

To describe the act of concealment inside a human anus. Originating in Scotland due to the term hoop being used to describes ones anal ringpiece.

"How did u get that hash here from Finland?"
"I hooped it!"

by smik2 January 22, 2009

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

you got me hooked

defenition:
"You got me hooked" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is marriage material.

Synonym: im all yours, i want your dick, im in love, be with me forever.

Omg netflix and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick... you got me hooked

by King-Dingaling317 April 8, 2016

Hooped

1. A slang description of the act of someone being ass fucked by someone with a big dick which leaves their asshole gaping. Typically used to metaphorically describe a situation where you've experienced hardship and are unable to do anything about it.

2. A slang word to describe self-inflicted misfortune that could have easily been avoided.

1. Guy one - "Hey man, did you see how I got lag-slashed in dark souls?"

Guy two - "Yeah man, you got fucking hooped!"

2. " I was walking along and slipped on the ice, if I had worn better boots I wouldn't have fucking hooped myself."

by Jo the Jo December 27, 2017

hooked up phat

hooked up phat

a term used when you are hooked up, quite phat.

a good deal.

adam was hooked up phat when he spent 30 bones on his dawg bears cell

by Kyle May 13, 2004

Hooded soldier

(n.) A fully intact human penis.

A hooded soldier provides more sexual stimulation for a man compared to a circumcised penis.

by God.Family.Country March 11, 2016