hooched up

Slang term for being intoxicated.

He just bonged 9 beers; that fucker is hooched up.

by Hondo77 April 2, 2007

Hoochie Coochie

Term used in the song "Chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson. Although most assume it is a made up phrase to rhyme with Chattahoochee, it is actually a term originally used to describe a sexually provocative belly dance performed by gypsies.

♫ Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie... ♫

by SleepFaster January 7, 2012

baby hoochie

A young girl (ages 8-13) that thinks she is a teenager. These girls walk around malls and such places with too much make-up on and and too little/too tight clothing.

EWW Look! The baby hoochies are all gathered around Hot Topic! Someone should really do something about this....they're everywhere!

by RockinClueless January 3, 2005

hotchucation

The act of gender specifying an otherwise non gender specific event and/or object.

Did you see what was on the agenda for the Hotchucation Seminar 2007?

Financial Planning for Women.
Vehicle maintenance - making Her shine from inside, out.
Careers with Merry Maids.
Cooking with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth

Sponsored by:
Mr. Clean
Mrs. Dash
Hurricane Katrina

by BNZ January 29, 2007

hoochtastic

overwhelmed with an increasing amount of hoochies that do sexual things to your genitalia over the extent of a week

Holy shit this weekend has been hoochtastic

by Brian James February 21, 2008

hoochbag

Female equivalent of "douchebag", with characteristics of "hooch", describing a woman that is both pretentious and slutty. She constantly one-ups stories and thinks she's better than everyone else. Specifics vary from region to region, but all in all, this person is a bit of a jerk.

Can be used to randomly insult any female.

That hoochbag made fun of my boots last week, but I saw her wear the exact same ones today.

by tuggnacious August 6, 2010

hoochcow

Something you put something in

Stick that in the hoochcow.

by Big Gary 22 May 8, 2014