philadelphia honeymoon

A murder-suicide, caused by any number of reasons.

Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary recently?
Person 2: Oh you didn't hear? They went off on a Philadelphia Honeymoon last Christmas. He found out she was cheating on him with Phil.

by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019

Honeymoon Cocktail

The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.

Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”

by Capt. Ivan Drago February 2, 2024

Honeymoon trail

The female version of the happy trail, brandished by a woman truly confident in her body.

Friend: My girl is shaved clean as a dolphin.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.

by Mandingo Shakespeare July 17, 2023

honeymoon special

When you jizz in your newly Weds mouth and she spits it back in your mouth then you eat here pussy causing pregnancy

I gave my wife the honeymoon special last night.

by Donut8931 May 17, 2018

honeymoon phase

when some one has lost a third of the amount of weight they would like to.

person A: its so hard being stuck in my honeymoon phase, i just cant lose the rest of this weight

person B: L, that sucks for you

by sennmiluvtoyaneyluhavorr April 18, 2024

Trump Honeymoon

The time where people are cool with giving president-elect Donald Trump a chance.

"In school they told us in class that everybody wood be nice to President Trump in the first 100 days."

"My teacher said that that's the Trump Honeymoon. A honeymoon is like the last time your parents weren't fighting."

by yes juanito yes December 8, 2016

honeymoon swan

20 yr old lana del rey fan with a mere 4,000 followers on tiktok, obsessed with thinking she’s famous, mutualing 13 yr olds, encouraging & enabling her many 13 yr old “fan pages” to bully kids off the app rather than blocking like a rational adult.

someone lied to honeymoon swan several times and told her that she was fly, hot & sexy & beautiful, and she’s nothing like that she’s nothing of the sort.

by pepsiputhy September 10, 2021