hooter cooter

When a woman pushes her breasts together for a man to insert his manhood.

"How do you want to cum tonight?" She asked. "In your hooter cooter." He replied.

by Dayman842 September 2, 2016

hooter

1. A term used to describe marijuana cigarettes, mainly of the large variety.

2. One breast, usually of a pair.

1. You fuckers fired that hooter up without me did'nt you?

2. My friend Josh, in San Diego, has never touched a single hooter.

by THC P!MP April 27, 2004

Hooters Flu

The act of going drinking at a Hooters establishment, getting intoxicated and then calling in sick the next day. These flu like symptoms quickly appear after these Hooters visits and then magically disappear two days after said visit. Hooters flu is not contagious and only lasts for one business day.

"John Doe" goes drinking at Hooters Sunday to watch football.

Monday he emails the team:
"I'm not feeling well to attend work today, will take the day off"

This is a case of "Hooters Flu"

by KLO_ March 19, 2009

Homotextual

Black on black, white on white text.

Google penalizes sites which allow homotextual text in their PageRank system.

by Information Express September 12, 2008

homoserious

when a homosexual couple have decided to get serious about their relationship. it's usually used to describe a gay couple who cannot be married.

-"bill? want to be homoserious with me?"
-"sure deary."

by vanessa April 21, 2004

Hooter McGavin

A Hooter McGavin is when a male is preforming vaginal/anal sex on a female and befor climaxing pulls out his penis and points it toward the breats of the femal, ejaculates on the females breats while hand motioning a gun shoot simular to shooter mcgavin from the move happy gilmore. Also male can , at the time of ejaculation can yell "hoot hoot".

A Hooter McGavin is when a male is preforming vaginal/anal sex on a female and befor climaxing pulls out his penis and points it toward the breats of the femal, ejaculates on the females breats while hand motioning a gun shoot simular to shooter mcgavin from the move happy gilmore. Also male can , at the time of ejaculation can yell "hoot hoot".

by HotterMcGavin Extra Hitter #00 November 4, 2009

hooter

1. A large marijuana cigarette. A fat joint.
2. Rural name for an outhouse, or a portable temporary toilet such as those found on construction sites, campgrounds, etc.

1. Hey dude! Dont smoke all of that hooter, I want to get stoned too!
2. Only thing I hate about going camping is that they never clean those nasty filthy hooters out but once a week!

by Keith1978 February 9, 2006