Jumping on a chair and screaming when you see a gay.
Oh, you thought I meant "homophobic", as in being an asshole.
Because "phobia" means scared, so you're homophobics are scared of gays.
So really, the people who hate gays and call them names are assholes.
Oh, you thought I meant "homophobic", as in being an asshole.
Because "phobia" means scared, so you're homophobics are scared of gays.
So really, the people who hate gays and call them names are assholes.
person 1: Hey look, there's Chris.
person 2: *screams, jumps on a chair and whacks Chris with a broom"
person 1: What the hell?
person 2: what? He's gay! Help me!
person 1: Dude you're just homophobic.
person 2: *screams, jumps on a chair and whacks Chris with a broom"
person 1: What the hell?
person 2: what? He's gay! Help me!
person 1: Dude you're just homophobic.
by emo-alpacas-FTW July 21, 2012
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After watching "Sugar" Ray Leonard kiss two of the "Contenders" on the cheek, I felt very gay. I immediately had homophobic sex with my wife to feel like a man again.
by JeffB36 August 23, 2006
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Someone who still believes in the Obama / Clinton pre-2012 election position on gay marriage.
A conservative. A believer in "traditional values" and heterosexuality as being biologically normal.
A conservative. A believer in "traditional values" and heterosexuality as being biologically normal.
Mike: I just think that male with female is basic biology, and that the anus was not designed to be a sex organ. Marriage should remain as it has been for thousands of years and in almost all religions and cultures.
Bruce: You homophobic, intolerant, teabagger, Christian scum! People like you should be wiped off the Earth! Die, you Racistsexist homophobe!
Bruce: You homophobic, intolerant, teabagger, Christian scum! People like you should be wiped off the Earth! Die, you Racistsexist homophobe!
by Caprico July 30, 2013
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Paula: "Hey, sorry, I forgot to ask for extra ice in your coffee."
Brain: "Ugh! You are literally SO homophobic!"
Brain: "Ugh! You are literally SO homophobic!"
by woey April 7, 2022
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Such as using the word "her" for a male. (see example)
Such as using the word "her" for a male. (see example)
grryl, look at "her" with "her" white
thong... all see-through. Wow twink, you really know homophonics I see!
twink, youngster, bear, top, bottom, un/cut,versitile, m2m, st8, package,big boy, phone, j/o, oral, safe.
thong... all see-through. Wow twink, you really know homophonics I see!
twink, youngster, bear, top, bottom, un/cut,versitile, m2m, st8, package,big boy, phone, j/o, oral, safe.
by Zen Leon October 9, 2008
Get the Homophonics mug.Homophobic is something that you shouldn’t be. I know I have said things that sound homophobic. But they are not meant to sound like that. It is an inside joke. Being homophobic is wrong and hurtful.
Don’t be homophobic
by Non homophobic, lgbt June 5, 2018
Get the Homophobic mug.An ignorant person who wants to restrict people's rights, thinks a stranger's marriage is their business, and sometimes says they'll be tortured for eternity and deserve it, then gets mad when people call it hate speech.
Someone who complains that their rights are being taken away when they're not allowed to take away the rights of others.
Someone who complains that their rights are being taken away when they're not allowed to take away the rights of others.
by gyfhscjnmx August 25, 2014
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