Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

an extremely underrated comic by our lord and savior Jhonen Vasquez

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac (JTHM) is good . please read it

by fandomsexgod_ June 25, 2021

homicidefuck

Having sex with a partner whiel actually trying to commit a murder during the act of sex. The goal is to have your sexual partner dead by use tactics such as shooting, stabbing, knocking them out or having them sustain chest pains that will eventually put your sexual partner under cardiac arrest, which will eventually lead to their death.

The last girl I had sex with actually died because I homicidefucked her.

by Ween75 December 7, 2006

justifiable homicide

When the judge or jury of your murder trial likes the same football team as you

Person 1: I did not kill that woman!!! By the way I am a Patriots fan...

Judge: It was so sad that they lost... I find this man not guilty!!!! This fits under justifiable homicide

by Ciandre Jackson February 4, 2008

HomicestualCanibalpheleism

the act of killing, raping, then eating family members...(with a rusty spork)

I'm so pissed off at my sexy sister so I'm going to believe in Homicestualcanibalpheleism and kill, rape, and eat her...(with a rusty spork)

by Waldo™ May 4, 2009

Folicular Homicide

The act of removing or changing a hair style or facial hair style; generally at the behest of a friend or significant other.

Bill shaved off his beard. They should lock him up for folicular homicide.

by DOZER08 October 26, 2010

Justifiable homicide

The mercy killing of anyone with the surrname Trump, any registered republican, or anyone who lives in a red state.

"Kenny drove his SUV through the crowd at the Trump rally in Wisconsin. He killed 43 trumptards and wounded a hundred more."

" Oh shit! Kenny is fucked now, I think Wisconsin has the death penalty!"

" LOL! No worries my friend, Wisconsin is a red state, and all of the stiffs are trumptards. It's justifiable homicide. They might even give him a medal".

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018

hoick

To raise or part one item/object from another. This usually involves something that will move back into place of it's own accord.

He hoicked his but cheek to the side to allow a clean wipe of his arse.

by Wacko! November 8, 2006