Homewrecker hoops

Homewrecker hoops are large, hoop (almost always circular) earrings sometimes worn by a homewrecker. While the hoops themselves have no special power, when combined with a quality homewrecker the hoops take on a synergistic allure. In the context of homewrecker hoops, this scenario typically involves a homewrecker female targeting a "happily married" male.

J: "Hey, you see that girl across the bar?"
D: "Which one?"
J: "The one rocking those homewrecker hoops."

(J. to himself) "Man, I'm happy I'm not married, because that girl's earrings are making me weak in the knees."

by PineapplePizza117 June 18, 2022

homebrew

1. a beer brewed at home
2. any of a number of creations or modifications by an individual or group on an amature level at home

"thats a nice mod to your car"
"thank you, it's homebrew"

by drewQ December 28, 2005

homefry

buddy, homedog, best friend

"What's crack-a-lackin my homefry!!!""

by katey December 12, 2004

homer

Someone who shows blind loyalty to a team or organization, typically ignoring any shortcomings or faults they have.

"That guy is a total Broncos homer, they haven't done anything good all season!"

by Scott F September 22, 2005

Homer Sexual

People who are attracted to Homer are called Homer Sexuals.

Marge: "I'm a fucking Homer Sexual"!!!

by wvdrtnsf August 24, 2009

homer

A sports broadcaster who very obviously shows favoritism towards the team they represent.

I can't believe that dumb, homer Suzyn Waldman actually broke down and started crying about Joe Torre leaving the Yankees.

by breetai3 October 9, 2007

homered

A situation when the home referees favor the home team over the visitors.

He obviously got fouled while shooting a basket, but he got homered and there was no call.

by KGeezy February 4, 2009