homework

The reason I can't do what I want most of the damn time.

Homework: The reason school sucks, bar none.

by Adrian May 30, 2006

Homework

Things teachers give so that you dont have any time on the computer, with friends, and playing. Usualy come after 8 hours of sitting and working.

I came to sit and do my homework

by KnowitallS December 14, 2004

homework

Something you can do for good grades, if they're that important to you. Only reason to do it is because school wants you to suffer in life if you choose to do things differently, by giving you bad grades for people to judge everything about you by. Another way for them to make sure every child who comes out of there shit ass schools is yet another robot, product of the american dream.

The school system needs to be changed, don't ask me how, it does.

Mrs. Robert's homework can eat my ass, in fact so can she.

by Regular John August 17, 2004

homework folder

Normally after a number of gigabytes. It has MANY porn photos.

Guy 1: I'll bet you have a homework folder on there.
Guy 2: Yeah, around 64 gigabytes.
Guy 1: Wow, thats more 'homework' than I've seen

by Sephia July 8, 2018

homework

Cruel and unusual punishment created simply to make students unhappy, and to distract them from thinking about the opposite sex, the internet, their friends, the mall, the TV, or any other possible forms of entertainment. It's work, reviewing tedius classes that you sat through or talked through, or slept through in school. Usually homework takes many hours, unless you have "very little homework", which is also related to heavenly.

"Guh, I have so much damned homework tonight, I don't think that I can go over April's house. Doesn't that suck?"

by Brian-Sue January 22, 2004

my dog ate my homework

A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.

Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...

by ThatOneWeirdGuyWithNoGender February 27, 2017

homework

homework is something that you make up excuses for so you dont have to touch it...

<mom>hey have you done any homework?
<kid>no uh i uh dropped it in posion oak on the way home today
<mom>but your not allergic to posion oak
<kid>uh yes i am....uh....i am...uh...i gotta g outside!

by COLLEST GAL EVA aka elise April 18, 2006