homeliner

a family member who obediently stays at home or self-isolate during pandemic

Just be a homeliner so you can help stop the spread of covid-19.

by timlight April 21, 2020

fucked up like a homemade radio

to be completely drunk, in fact so fucked up that you don't even function right... kinda like a homemade radio

Holy F, I'm fucked up like a homemade radio after all those shots...

by Drunkard69 December 15, 2008

homeland security

1) A strategic move on the part of the United States Government made to take away the rights guaranteed by the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and brought about by the 9-11 terrorist act, and the first step toward globalization of the planet resulting in the new world order, and a perpetual state of martial law in the new millennium.

see also- fucked, conspiracy, GW Bush, forced labor

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

homeless

The most discriminated type of people in the United States.

homeless man: Can I have two dollars to buy some food for the day?"
man: "Sorry I don't have any cash"
(5 minutes later)
teen: "Hey man, can I borrow 5 bucks to pay for the parking meter?"
man: "Sure, here you go."

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

little suzy homemaker

The term "Suzy Homemaker" has become part of American culture, used as a derisive reference to any woman with habits linked to stereotypical domestic activities traditionally done by women.

Suzy Homemaker was a line of miniature functional toy household appliances produced by Topper Toys, and launched in 1966.

From wikipedia

A woman cooking an all-out dinner says, "I feel like such a little Suzy Homemaker."

It's similar to being compared to Martha Stewart or Bree Van de Kamp.

by Almora September 19, 2013

homely stick

n. when touched by this stick, you instantly turn ugly as fuck. this beating is also called the "homely beating"

zach is so ugly that he got hit by the homely stick as a child.

the homely stick laid a smack down on andrew.

by pooponyourmother August 19, 2011

Homeless M&M

The odor you have when you've had too much jelly bean schnapps the night before.

Gene: "You smell like candy and B.O. mixed together, like a homeless M&M."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 29, 2018