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eric holt 

(Methius Pedophilius) - A person who sits outside of homes making noises and watching someone they had just sold methamphetamine to hours before. This person hacks wifi and watches people watch porn because they have nothing better to do. Feels like trailer trash on the inside because he is secretly a queer from a small town where it is a social rejection. Drinks Natural light and finds new ways of creeping outside of windows and garages by interent pedophile chat rooms. Only has friends because he sells meth.
Goddamit Michael get away from the fuckin window, you look like a real Eric Holt over there lookin through the neighbors window. its time for you to get a cracker and a nap. and bring me my fuckin walker you dumb son of a bitch.
eric holt by Goodlucktoall September 8, 2019
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derek holt

the one that broke my heart. yeah, it's you Derek, the SC one. A total player and fuckboy. waste of my time
i should have never even talked to derek holt
derek holt by derpydood January 14, 2020
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Edward Holt 

An extremely upper class Jew, holds onto his money very tightly. Beast at War Thunder, in reality is shit. Always the thunder cunt of the team. Never knows who he really is, apart from his tattooed ID on his arm 084658.
That Jew Edward Holt, TO THE CHAMBERS!
Edward Holt by 0m31_memes May 19, 2020

Splat Holt 

A suicide jumper from Cinnaminson, New Jersey.
Pal, you have no idea how bad my luck has been today. Some poor slob decided to go splat holt on my car.
Splat Holt by Koknballz December 20, 2020

Tonkins.holt 

an amazing fanpage that posts the vampire diaries content
I love tonkins.holt so much

trevor holt 

Has a massive heart and big penis. Plus he looks like shego
trevor holt by Slut.for.ur.mom November 24, 2021

Dipper Holt 

A very hot tiktoker.
With a very hot boyfriend. ( Jaydyn Astrid Murphy)
Dipper Holt is hot.
I love Dipper Holt.
Dipper Holt by Its.Jaz.Duhhh June 3, 2022