the one that broke my heart. yeah, it's you Derek, the SC one. A total player and fuckboy. waste of my time
by derpydood January 14, 2020
Get the derek holtmug. A cousin fucking basketball sweat who is a threat to children, head of inbreeding in many childrens hospitals
by curry muncher 69 July 21, 2022
Get the Harry Holtmug. by Trigger warning bird November 30, 2017
Get the logan holtmug. An extremely upper class Jew, holds onto his money very tightly. Beast at War Thunder, in reality is shit. Always the thunder cunt of the team. Never knows who he really is, apart from his tattooed ID on his arm 084658.
by 0m31_memes May 19, 2020
Get the Edward Holtmug. (Methius Pedophilius) - A person who sits outside of homes making noises and watching someone they had just sold methamphetamine to hours before. This person hacks wifi and watches people watch porn because they have nothing better to do. Feels like trailer trash on the inside because he is secretly a queer from a small town where it is a social rejection. Drinks Natural light and finds new ways of creeping outside of windows and garages by interent pedophile chat rooms. Only has friends because he sells meth.
Goddamit Michael get away from the fuckin window, you look like a real Eric Holt over there lookin through the neighbors window. its time for you to get a cracker and a nap. and bring me my fuckin walker you dumb son of a bitch.
by Goodlucktoall September 8, 2019
Get the eric holtmug. Pal, you have no idea how bad my luck has been today. Some poor slob decided to go splat holt on my car.
by Koknballz December 20, 2020
Get the Splat Holtmug. An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023
Get the Captain Raymond Holtmug.