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Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.
Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now
by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021
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Jasper Hoffman

7'5, tall, wears glasses, has black hair, ass at valorant, amazing zoo owner.
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William Loyal Hoffman

He is the type of man that every woman really wants. He is a pure hunk of man. When women and men alike even get a glance they immediately fall in love. Also like he is super hot and should bang Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen.
Is that William Loyal Hoffman?

Yes we all are in love with him (kissy kissy)
by Hunky Man July 18, 2021
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Paul D. Hoffman

Paul Hoffman is a former Deputy Assistant Secretary for Fish and Wildlife and Parksas well as the former Deputy Assistant Secretary for Human Capital, Performance, and Partnerships in 2008. He worked under Dick Cheney in the Bush Administration.

He has been mentioned in the media as: "Destroying the National Parks" in the New York Times in an editorials in August 29, 2005, as well as: "Who's Ruining Our National Parks?" in an article in Vanity Fair in June 7, 2006.

Not many peoepl outside of the sphere of the national parks know him or anything about him at all. He has been demonized in some spheres as being the worst thing to have happened to national parks. While not all of what is said out there is accurate it by no means alleviates him of anything.

He is a prideful and arrogant person. He is full of himself and gloats over his vast knowledge. He is very hung up over the past and despite being retired, still participates in the worthless squabble that is local politics in an effort to feel big and important. He currently runs his own blog called "Talk It Up America" in which he still shouts his political opinion for the handful of people that will listen.
Paul D. Hoffman can be compared to Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite. Very hung up over his past acheivments and accomplishments. He surrounds himself with cut outs, photos, pictures and other things to remind him of his past and act as a sort of Paul Hoffman museum to the glory that is himself.
by flaming democrat February 21, 2011
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khyler hoffman

Khyler Hoffman is the cutest kid around. He likes sports. He can be kind of dumb but he is the sweet kind of dumb. If you find Khyler Hoffman, keep him
Meg: "Did you see Khyler Hoffman?"
Karlie:"Yes!! He is so cute"
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Brett Hoffman

Also known as Dakotaz, DK or Dark.
A famous Twitch Streamer
Really nice, amazing sniper.
Wow, Brett Hoffman (Dakotaz) is really good at Fortnite!
by Twitch Users October 3, 2018
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