Hoding

A more extreme form of hiding, often for hiding from serial killers

“I’m hoding in a cabinet, send help.”

by Mr monke July 30, 2021

Hedging

The act of rubbing ones head almost to comepletion

"I almost went over the hedge while getting the best hedging of my life last night"

by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022

Hogging Off

To get off with no regard for your surroundings

“Come on Ezekiel, at least close the doors. Stop hogging off! Damn it!”

by Cayde Taylor May 22, 2022

hogging

being a fat fuck and taking all of the macarons at the party even though people tell you

"asshole you keep hogging any kind of macaron they bake"

by Beastmaw August 25, 2022

Hogging

To show toms penis, usually sent through a text or fax to someone unexpectedly to cause a euphoric response

I ate dinner then layed around hogging people all night. If it wasn’t for that hogging I received the other day i never would of got a chance to see toms veiny hog.

by Hogsy normis August 4, 2023

Hedging

For those that have fallen out with Banking, Hedging relates to rolling your poo up in toilet roll and putting it in a hedge where nobody will find it. You then return to pick it up before you get on a train and leave it under the chairs in first class where nobody will see it.

I've just sold my Hedging Media to Gary Lineker for a fortune for him to use against the Shat on Pitch Quantity Psychs.

by MichelleBlack314 August 15, 2023

HOGGING OUT

DEFINITION: <HOGGING OUT:(Hogging- Oůt )>The intentional act of gaining weight rapidly in the abdominal region specifically the Belly becoming Round and cumbersome.

When a gay man is intentionally gaining weight rapidly fat accumulated predominantly in his belly: or gut. Makings dad bod physique grow beyond that making it ha Hog Man's physique rotund distended corpulent spheroid massive fat hog man gut.

Applies particularly to Gay Gainers over 40 years of age that are aspiration to grow such a protuberance diliberately and are often proud of it being on display.

" Man I can't wait to get Hogged Out like your Hogging Out Yourself " said Mitch
"KEEP EATTING You'll get there just like me" said Christopher

by Gainerhog April 10, 2024