hobnocker

someone who is a total jerk

your such a hobnocker!

by freestylingdrums June 26, 2010

Hobknocker

A person, specifically a man, who goes around slapping pro in the face with his penis

That hobknocker just hit me in the face with his wee wee. I'ma go drink bleech

by SuikaZaddy August 13, 2017

Hobknocker

One who wanks off in your local 7 eleven to cheap runway magazines. Meanwhile your in the next stall down.

There’s a fucking hobknocker in the next stall down!

by Ticklemypurplepickle December 5, 2021

hobnocker

something really..gross and whoreish

your mom is such a hobnocker

by Diego C. February 8, 2009

Hobknocker

somebody who takes a crap on other peoples lawns

This dirty hobknocker just took a crap on my lawn. What the hell is wrong with that dirty hobknocker

by Jman1426 October 22, 2009

Hobknocker

A hobknocker is what you say when you’re about to take a fat shit in the toilet.

I’m about to take a hobknocker in my bathroom, so be prepared.

by Takingafatshit January 11, 2020

hobknocker

penis face.

all you americans are hobknockers

by thesisterofabadgirl April 13, 2009