Horse Thursday

Possibly the greatest holiday ever. Every Thursday, the coolest people wear their favorite piece of clothing that has a horse depicted on it.

Bro, I got to tightest fit for next Horse Thursday

by Sir. John A. McDonald December 12, 2018

Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

by XxVRxX August 20, 2010

Horse Fucker

An ignorant red neck from Western Nebraska.

You can't tell a horse fucker anything, they are certain it's all just fake news.

by Fed up July 1, 2018

my lovely horse

a horse SO lovely, that Father Ted feels inspired enough to write a song about it.

My lovely horse,
Running through the field
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps,
And ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day
And take you to the horse dentist.

My lovely horse
You're a pony no more
Running around with the man on your back
Like a train in the night, yeah,
Like a train in the night.

by The Anti-Ugly-Horse February 17, 2004

Horse Girl

A short girl with a short temper sometimes referred to as “tiny mad” Has long hair in a pony tail with athletic gear on with pink and white Roshe Run sneakers. Easily offended and sensitive.

Gabby is a Horse Girl

by Emswagmaster2000 November 9, 2023

Long Horse

Long Horse is a long horse. Commonly known to smell exactly like cinnamon.

Long Horse is very long!

by Cornelius Pant October 1, 2019

If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.

Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

by Lissylooe January 3, 2020