Hagos

an over wieght Yangsta Asian who wishes he were black, macs on Deren's girl when in reality he is ugly as fuck, has -0.3 inch penis, has no luck with women, especially twins, constantly craving fried chicken, and hates on black when he wishes he was black, is thirstier than a dying Arab the Sahara desert, and masturbates to the pictures of girls in his pre-calc book and dragon ball z. while frequently engaging in vanilla tricycles.

Dude don't be such a Hagos

by Shinho Kim June 12, 2013

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Hagop

Someone who is so arrogant that even the crap that comes out of him thinks it is better than everything else. Two-faced lair that doesn't even know how stupid he is. Says he loves you for one second then goes and attacks you the next, Sycotik! So pathetic that when you look at them you can't help but break into uncontrollable laughter

Symptoms: Causes others stress level goes to all time highs when around him, causes others to become more annoying, and causes others to get back and rebel.

Warning: Even when you try to ignore him and delete him from your life, he will not ever leave. Like Cancer, the only way to fully get him out of your system(life), you have to go through a great deal.

Alias: Jacob

The guy is a "Hagop," leave now before you get to far in.

by Angelic "get a life" November 7, 2010

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