HauserG

A totally tubercular dude

HauserG's greatest life goal was achieving KOG in Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links

by DramaJester May 2, 2018

heusler

A poopy butt who is super pretty lol

Jordyn heuslers pretty

by Heusler April 10, 2021

HausersW0RLD

A serious canidate for Greatest Twitter Account of All Time 💯. Gets all the bitches because of his elite takes. And he owns CP0 😭😭😭😭😭

@HausersW0RLD is the GOAT of Twitter!!!!!

by Nate16 May 10, 2022

Houser

A man who denies he is homosexual, although he is obviously and blatantly gay. He is so gay, that his ears are stretched out from hundreds of men using them as handles while he performed oral sex. Although he is meek, mild and viewed as a pussy by straight men, his constant self loathing has created an extreme hate of America and veterans. A Houser will often have a girlfriend, but the relationships never go anywhere. Girlfriends are merely a feeble attempt to conceal his homosexuality. To get mental relief from living a lie, a Houser will drink and dance in a flamboyant manner. The origins of the homosexuality can often be traced back to high school wrestling, when the Houser used the sport as an excuse dress in a tight singlet and roll around with men.

Todd: “I was stopped by an obviously gay police officer today. I tried to get off with a warning, so I started flirting to arouse the cop. He meekly denied being gay, and issued me a ticket.”

Tim: “I know that Officer, he’s a Houser!”

by Jihad Todd July 22, 2022

Heiser

A person who acts happy but is dying on the inside

Watch this Heiser jump off the building

by UltraMeme420 June 16, 2023

Housered

Getting head while pooping.

Hey man, u got to try getting housered. ITS THE BEST.

by The poo woman April 19, 2024

HouseRotting

when you’re not just bedrotting—you’re shuffling from bed to couch to kitchen to bathroom like a cryptid haunting your own home. Maybe you open the fridge five times, forget what you wanted, stare at your phone for hours, and then suddenly it’s nighttime. It’s like bedrotting, but with ✨ environmental variety ✨.

Introverts do it for fun. HouseRotting is when you’re just existing in your space like a sentient dust bunny.

Boy 1: “Hey why haven’t you been going out anymore?”

Boy 2: “Sorry I’ve been houserotting”

by luhvr.222 April 2, 2025