help me

used when a video/image is funny, so much so you need help because you’re laughing that hard

*funny video*
HELP ME

by putthatishongod October 22, 2025

Help me get the Burger Off

Another euphemism for "suck my dick"

He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off

by Propriety January 12, 2022

help me

do not help them at all costs

not cool guy - HELP ME PLEASE HE HAS A GUN
cool guy - this joke is so old bro

by pygmysquidreal November 29, 2023

HELP ME NOW

Being a child that goes to school

The child cried to his parents 'HELP ME NOW'

by Chikabille November 21, 2021

i am in great painel pleasent help me

Did you mean: WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB?

"i AM in great painel pleasent help me"
As an idiota would say.

by Left4ni🅱🅱a September 27, 2017

will u help me hide a body?

Its asking if you want to help me hide a body which refers to having smacked someone very very hard...

Will u help me hide a body?
ehhh no
Come on it's laying there just on the floor
"runs away"

by Antipekka May 15, 2024

Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024