Paint The Hedgehog

When you pull out and ejaculate on a unshaven vagina.

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Jimbob said , "What did you do last night Tommy?"

Tommy replies, " Martha didn't want to get knocked up again, so she told me to Paint the Hedgehog".

by BethandAmber April 10, 2016

Shadow the Hedgehog

The most sexiest character of all the Sonic franchise

Look how sexy Shadow the Hedgehog is

by Sweetndeadlykal January 16, 2020

clicking the hedgehog

verb; masturbating in your room with your roommate in the living room

I was clicking the hedgehog for 30 minutes straight before Jon came back from watching the game

by quas111 October 21, 2009

squirrel and hedgehog

squirrel and hedgehog is north korea propaganda for kids and its good!

i watch squirrel and hedgehog and i love it

by ecool is board April 26, 2019

Slovakian Hedgehog

DA QUEEN AKA Mrs.Slovak

I PRAY TO <Y QUEEN THE SLOVAKIAN HEDGEHOG!!!

by Stickwood Jr May 28, 2019

hug the hedgehog

To jack off, masturbate, jerk it, choke the chicken, jack the johnson

Dude 1: That bitch gave me blue balls. I m gonna have to hug the hedgehog

Dude 2: thats something i did not need to know

by Broke as fuck April 21, 2017

Chronic the Hedgehog

The title for Sonic's original film design.

Because it's definitely not Sonic.

"Hey look, it's Chronic the Hedgehog!"
"OH JESUS FUCK."

by McHodges713 January 30, 2020