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you hecker gosh go away you heckery hecker
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Heckers

Heckers can be split into two distinct parts, "Hec" - an arabic word that used to refer to the traditional food taken at night during Rhamamdan, but now refers to the wild-partying/heavy drinking/bomb-exploding shennanigans that take place during this time period now. The second part of the word, "kers" is derived from the Scottisc language (traditional language of Scotland) and is aimed at those with the last name "Kerr." The Kerr's were particularly well known for their very short kilts and the facial hair that their women produce. (A Felicity Kerr once won the Global Crazy Hair competiton with her handlebar mustache)

This hybrid word was then born in the multi-cultural slums of Springvale, Melbourne, way back in the 1990s. The suffix "ker" had already gained prominence and, with the simple addition of "hec" the local arabic community realised they had discovered gold! They did not turn it into the bank and instead tried to sell it to the Jews, who normally would see the huge investments in such a word, but they declined due to the arabic connotations. However the arabs could not keep their mouths shut and, in one particular bashing of a group of white-students, the notorious Muhammad Muhammad shouted after laying the final kick, "that was a heckers fight." Little-beknown to him the student still had consciousness and upon returning to society he spread the word about the word.
Today, no one remembers the true origins of the word and all Australians share in the joy that it provides, however there are still a distinct few who remember the blood and turmoil it created, way back when.

"My toenails are heckers long"
"That's a heckers mo"
"That was a heckers party"
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Heck

Where you go if you don't believe in Gosh.
He went to heck because he didn't believe in Gosh.
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heck no

Person 1: Do you want to go to Panda Express with me?
Person 2: Heck no!
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Heckel and Jeckel

Police Officers found in a "Black and White" or marked police car in crime infested neighborhoods that talk alot to street level dealers. Not to be trusted!!
Yo... heckel and jeckel said next time they see me out here they gonna run my pockets and lock my a** up.

Dude they took my stash last week and dropped me off on them docks all fu**ed up. dem boys is Grimey.
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hecking normie

A person that doesn’t understand memes and isn’t capable of saying reee!
You: “Look at this meme John!”
John: “I don’t get it.”
You: “OH MY GOD YOU’RE SUCH A HECKING NORMIE!!!!!!”
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hecking.doggos

hecking.doggos is the best meme page for all of your doggo needs
I hecking love the new meme from hecking.doggos
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