Having Things

This is what you say if you have a Harley Davidson Fatboy in your garage and a Trophy Wife in the kitchen.

JR.:Hey Mark, How's it going?
Mark: I'm Having Things, Man.

by Mojo Maniac August 4, 2008

having the bants

Engaging in the age old English tradition of bantering.

1. Fast paced witty exchanges, with tremendous japes had by all

2. General good times with clean fun and joviality

We were all down the pub, having the bants when Pete came over and bought us another round. Great bants!

by Bantersaurus Rex1 December 13, 2010

having a nice rack

When u got some nice titties

Wow muse is having a nice rack today!!

by Hdhhbejndnhd February 22, 2017

Are you having a bubble?

As in "Are you having a bubble bath?"
From "Are you having a laugh?" in Cockney.

"I go out with your little sister!"

"Are you having a bubble???"

by x_Lucie September 11, 2006

silly-having

said of small children who are engaged in a non-dangerous activity (and are not misbehaving morally or otherwise) that is considered silly by adults.

a boy comes home, takes his pet hamster out out of its cage, and brings him out into the backyard, and puts said hamster on the grass in the yard. the hampster starts running away.

The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silly-having troglodithe, bring Jerkins ( the hamster) back in immediately. I need to feed him. Besides, looking for your lost pet hamster in the dead of night is a silly activity.

Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins.

by Sexydimma September 5, 2012

beer having

When you're already drunk and crack open and have another beer with the boys.

"Me and the boys out here beer having"
"But aren't you already drunk as fuck?"

by Alcoholic BeerBoy May 1, 2019

Having a lend

An Australian term meaning to be lying to a person for one's own amusement.

"He said she had an STI"
"He's only having a lend of you"

by ZStardust April 5, 2012