Snatch Hatch

I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!
by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007
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Hatch

A person who forces a photographer to retake a photo because of their appearance regardless of if other people in the picture like their apperance.
*Snap*
Hatch: "Let me see! Let me see!... I look like a tard. Take it again!"

"Don't be a Hatch yo!"
by Victim of the Hatch December 9, 2008
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biscuit hatch

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.
close yer fuckin' biscuit hatch!!!
by ravenflesh June 23, 2008
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corey hatch

im gay. im a psyco and i want to kill myself. my sister does 42 year old men and she especially loves it when they T-Bag her. one day i will realize i am gay and kill myself, by the way i also love to get a good T-Bag every once and a while.
"I Do Guys" - Corey hatch
by corey hatch April 14, 2005
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boobie hatch

(North American slang) A psychiatric hospital; just as the nautical term from which it originates refers to a framework with a small hatch, a psych hospital is not easy to escape from.
Does Donald Trump belong in a boobie hatch?
by Darwin Jr. January 21, 2018
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Get Hatched

When you get body slammed by a 300 pound man covered in shit from 8 feet above you.
I was in the bathroom taking a piss and all of a sudden a man yells GET HATCHED! He jumped over the stall and landed on me ass first while breaking the toilet.
by Ricky Hatch March 26, 2023
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Hostage hatch

Man: "I really don't want to shit yet, I'ma keep my hostage hatch shut!!!"
Man 2: "Nigga you tweaking!"
by Rent payer December 1, 2022
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