Halema is the most kindest, generous and smartest girl in the world. She’s probably from South Asia, for example Pakistan or Arabia. But she is the one friend that calms you down, she’s a chill girl and you just love her ! Halema is also cool in her own way, she doesn’t care of what other people says or anything! She’s a strong woman and might seem boring, but when you really get to meet her, she’s funny, awesome and creative! You really wish you had this friend, and don’t forget... she will always be their for you when you need her! She also might seem innocent but wait until you see how freaky she is in bed
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by mechza November 16, 2009
Get the Hasenbek mug.haemorRoid. Pronounced like Haemorrhoid with an emphasis on the second R which is always a capital letter.
Refers to Android and Android users who know nothing but carry-on like they are Neo from the Matrix.
Having scrapped through the Microsoft Certification, They know how to install software using an installer, replace component parts in a computer, and say 'have you tried turning it off and on again?' (interchangeable with 'do you want to go large?").
They claim to be heavy-weight coders, but most contemporary 13 years have more knowledge than them.
They will claim that there chosen mobile OS is superior to all others, even though the reality is they either can not afford, or have never used the best alternative to HaemorRoid. Most statements start with 'I hate Apple'.
eg 'I hate Apple, what's the time?' or 'I hate Apple, do you want fries with that?'
They have dire dead end jobs where the best they can hope for is a promotion to help desk.
They believe everything that Google (better known as Screw-U-gle) and Shamesung tell them. Even when Screw-U-gle and Shamesung are caught lying, they still promote the lie as truth.
Are capable of time travel as they believe everything copied from Apple was on the HaemorRoid first.
They claim haemorRoid is more secure due to the fact the average user checks the source code, but after 2 years not one of them found the HeartBleed bug.
See: Mouth-breather/compulsive masturbator
Refers to Android and Android users who know nothing but carry-on like they are Neo from the Matrix.
Having scrapped through the Microsoft Certification, They know how to install software using an installer, replace component parts in a computer, and say 'have you tried turning it off and on again?' (interchangeable with 'do you want to go large?").
They claim to be heavy-weight coders, but most contemporary 13 years have more knowledge than them.
They will claim that there chosen mobile OS is superior to all others, even though the reality is they either can not afford, or have never used the best alternative to HaemorRoid. Most statements start with 'I hate Apple'.
eg 'I hate Apple, what's the time?' or 'I hate Apple, do you want fries with that?'
They have dire dead end jobs where the best they can hope for is a promotion to help desk.
They believe everything that Google (better known as Screw-U-gle) and Shamesung tell them. Even when Screw-U-gle and Shamesung are caught lying, they still promote the lie as truth.
Are capable of time travel as they believe everything copied from Apple was on the HaemorRoid first.
They claim haemorRoid is more secure due to the fact the average user checks the source code, but after 2 years not one of them found the HeartBleed bug.
See: Mouth-breather/compulsive masturbator
Roid-Rager: "I hate Apple, Android was first at everything, Googles/Samsungs marketing department said insert bulls#it"
Someone with real technical knowledge: "I use my phone, not masturbate over it, glad I didn't get a HaemorRoid phone."
Roid-Rager: I know everything about tech, coding, design, development, marketing, law and science, see I can quote things I looked up on youtube that I didn't really understand and I have never bothered to check the facts.
Normal person with taste: "that massive white phone covered in pleater looks ridiculous and tacky, are you from Billericay?" (Sniggers under breath "chav").
Roid-Rager: "shut up you don't even know insert flaky feature that has zero benefits and only works once out of ten attempts to use it."
Someone with real technical knowledge: "I use my phone, not masturbate over it, glad I didn't get a HaemorRoid phone."
Roid-Rager: I know everything about tech, coding, design, development, marketing, law and science, see I can quote things I looked up on youtube that I didn't really understand and I have never bothered to check the facts.
Normal person with taste: "that massive white phone covered in pleater looks ridiculous and tacky, are you from Billericay?" (Sniggers under breath "chav").
Roid-Rager: "shut up you don't even know insert flaky feature that has zero benefits and only works once out of ten attempts to use it."
by Andy Rubin April 16, 2014
Get the haemorRoid mug.haemorRoid. Pronounced like Haemorrhoid with an emphasis on the second R which is always a capital letter.
Refers to Android and Android users who know nothing but carry-on like they are Neo from the Matrix.
Having scrapped through the Microsoft Certification, They know how to install software using an installer, replace component parts in a computer, and say 'have you tried turning it off and on again?' (interchangeable with 'do you want to go large?").
They claim to be heavy-weight coders, but most contemporary 13 years have more knowledge than them.
They will claim that there chosen mobile OS is superior to all others, even though the reality is they either can not afford, or have never used the best alternative to HaemorRoid. Most statements start with 'I hate Apple'.
eg 'I hate Apple, what's the time?' or 'I hate Apple, do you want fries with that?'
They have dire dead end jobs where the best they can hope for is a promotion to help desk.
They believe everything that Google (better known as Screw-U-gle) and Shamesung tell them. Even when Screw-U-gle and Shamesung are caught lying, they still promote the lie as truth.
Are capable of time travel as they believe everything copied from Apple was on the HaemorRoid first.
They claim haemorRoid is more secure due to the fact the average user checks the source code, but after 2 years not one of them found the HeartBleed bug.
See: Mouth-breather/compulsive masturbator
Refers to Android and Android users who know nothing but carry-on like they are Neo from the Matrix.
Having scrapped through the Microsoft Certification, They know how to install software using an installer, replace component parts in a computer, and say 'have you tried turning it off and on again?' (interchangeable with 'do you want to go large?").
They claim to be heavy-weight coders, but most contemporary 13 years have more knowledge than them.
They will claim that there chosen mobile OS is superior to all others, even though the reality is they either can not afford, or have never used the best alternative to HaemorRoid. Most statements start with 'I hate Apple'.
eg 'I hate Apple, what's the time?' or 'I hate Apple, do you want fries with that?'
They have dire dead end jobs where the best they can hope for is a promotion to help desk.
They believe everything that Google (better known as Screw-U-gle) and Shamesung tell them. Even when Screw-U-gle and Shamesung are caught lying, they still promote the lie as truth.
Are capable of time travel as they believe everything copied from Apple was on the HaemorRoid first.
They claim haemorRoid is more secure due to the fact the average user checks the source code, but after 2 years not one of them found the HeartBleed bug.
See: Mouth-breather/compulsive masturbator
Roid-Rager: "I hate Apple, Android was first at everything, Googles/Samsungs marketing department said insert bulls#it"
Someone with real technical knowledge: "I use my phone, not masturbate over it, glad I didn't get a HaemorRoid phone."
Roid-Rager: I know everything about tech, coding, design, development, marketing, law and science, see I can quote things I looked up on youtube that I didn't really understand and I have never bothered to check the facts.
Normal person with taste: "that massive white phone covered on pleater looks ridiculous and tacky, are you from Billericay?" Sniggers under breath "chav".
Roid-Rager: "shut up you don't even know insert flaky feature that has zero benefits and only works once out of ten attempts to use it."
Someone with real technical knowledge: "I use my phone, not masturbate over it, glad I didn't get a HaemorRoid phone."
Roid-Rager: I know everything about tech, coding, design, development, marketing, law and science, see I can quote things I looked up on youtube that I didn't really understand and I have never bothered to check the facts.
Normal person with taste: "that massive white phone covered on pleater looks ridiculous and tacky, are you from Billericay?" Sniggers under breath "chav".
Roid-Rager: "shut up you don't even know insert flaky feature that has zero benefits and only works once out of ten attempts to use it."
by Andy Rubin April 16, 2014
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The haseeb tribe are emo's that live in many native areas. it is not known who began this trend, but all that is known of them is that they are emo, and it is illegal in there culture to stereotype anyone of their ethnicities, usually bengali, but they habitate in england most of the time.
The haseeb tribe are emo's that live in many native areas. it is not known who began this trend, but all that is known of them is that they are emo, and it is illegal in there culture to stereotype anyone of their ethnicities, usually bengali, but they habitate in england most of the time.
by Zed!! November 25, 2021
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