hari-kari

1. To commit suicide, especially by dispatching one's self with a blade.

2. To "off" ones self in a passionate fit of rage.

3. An intentional act of self-destruction.
Listening to Kelly Osbourne's singing was like hearing the screams of a thousand vietcong POWs simultaneously having their eyes gouged out with dull wooden cooking spoons while having their testicles smashed flat with hammers; It's enough to make even the most mentally stong person want to commit hari-kari.
by Angelo Vildasol March 24, 2004
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Hari won

you are such a bad kid, why cant you be more like HARI!
by SASUKE June 19, 2003
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hari kari

To commit suicide using a blade to stab oneself in the stomach. This was practiced in many japanise cultures including bushido.
"you have no honor."
"then i must regain it."
Honorless man then commits suicide (hari kari)
by potsmoker 420-1337 (call me) November 06, 2007
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Hari Kari

Hari Kari is the Norwegian version of the ever so famous Hara-kiri, mostly practised in Japanese regions.
Hari Kari is practised with a cheese slicer, or preferably a binder (both are Norwegian inventions). You stick the device in your stomach to commit suicide when you are tired of all the polar bears running around in the streets, and wearing woolen socks in the winter. When using binders, be sure to poke around thouroughly as it might take some time if you poke only once. For cheese slicer users, slice several times.
Ola Nordmann ran into so many polar bears, that he on day decided to commit Hari Kari on the spot.
by Thomas and Sofie June 23, 2007
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Miss Hari

A fat cunt spect teacher. Thinks she can force you to do her bidding. Smells like a oger.
Shit miss Hari she is probably going to force me to do shit. Fuck miss Hari RUN!
by A fan of unspeakable May 12, 2019
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Hari Stoyanov

A toxic Indian/Bulgarian mildly dark teenager desperate to make it professionally in the Fornite industry.
Hari Stoyanov uses explosives on playground to win
by Ahmed the chosen one October 11, 2018
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hari-kari

To impale one's self through the stomach, next to the spine, and to finish by pulling the blade through your side, therefore cutting off your main "chi" or energy channel. The purpose of which is to kill yourself with no hope of surviving.
See "Chi".
Derek commited hari-kari.
by Harry DTM June 27, 2006
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