April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY

Brag to all your friends about how sexy hange Zoe is, look and save some hange photos anything over 20 will do.

“Bro look it’s April 19th!”
“Hun?”
“Worship hange or die because it’s April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY”
“dude stop screaming I get it..”

by Peytonworshipshange April 18, 2021

Coat Hanger Dodger

An individual who avoided being hit with the coat hanger for nine months before birth. This person usually grows up to be a very good dancer.

Jeff Y is such a coat hanger dodger.
Yeah, I'll bet he's a great dancer.

by Dekker August 2, 2008

Daniel Handler

The author of several amazing books including The Basic Eight, a thrilling tale of murder. Mr. Handler is perhaps best known as Lemony Snicket's Handler (not to be confused with Lemony Snicket's manHandler).

"Oh look! There's Daniel Handler! He deserves a hug for his contributions to modern literature!"

by rorschachwins March 23, 2009

handle my lightweight

What a hood person says when he/she wants someone to handle his/her lightweight it means they want you to fight a battle for them essentially a small ass person that is not a challenge or they feel they must not condescend to a bitches level.

Aye bruh handle my lightweight before I fuck up my shoes

by stonie man March 10, 2011

handle the jandal

To be capable of managing an experience

"he couldn't handle the jandal"

by Pete January 20, 2004

goal hanger

A centre forward in the game of football (soccer) who does nothing all game except stand within 6 yards of the goal to score easy goals.

also used a metaphor for someone who doesn't try at anything but gets the results through luck and other people's endeavors.

He is such a goal hanger!

by matt February 11, 2004

handle our bizness

To go talk about something in private away from the others.

Meet me outside at the car so we can handle our bizness. Too many ears in here!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023