A female whose hands were sculpted by the gods of Olympus. She is bred to perform jerking of the male genitalia with precise form and beautiful motion, that of a true goddess. Her tension will have you preferring her services over your own hands that you never thought would be replaced.
Bro 1: Bro, I got a handjob last night.
Bro 2: That's it? That blows bro.
Bro 1: Nah bro, it was by a handjob goddess, I actually came.
Bro 2: Whattt?
Bro 1: But she aimed my own weapon at me.
Bro 2: Eww brooooo
Bro 2: That's it? That blows bro.
Bro 1: Nah bro, it was by a handjob goddess, I actually came.
Bro 2: Whattt?
Bro 1: But she aimed my own weapon at me.
Bro 2: Eww brooooo
by franzschubert March 5, 2011
Donnie Trump recently flew Air Force One to pleasure his Russian boss, Vlad Putin, with a handjob in Helsinki.
by Uncle Joosie July 22, 2018
I don't know what I did to piss Olga off but I won't be able to walk for a week after the Caribbean Handjob she just gave me.
by RBAK June 30, 2016
When a female takes a male back to her room or goes back to his room, but does not want to sleep with him and instead calms him down or deflects his advances by giving him a defensive handjob. It is only a defensive handjob however if the evening's activities stop there, for instance intercourse immediately changes it from a defensive handjob to the normal foreplay variety of handjob.
by CrackFox91 October 29, 2010
by Yo Mama Like Me March 2, 2020
When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. Does not jerk you off to completion. This move originated at California State University, Stanislaus, and is usually performed before a blowjob.
"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just, like, played with my dick a little" - Leo Dottavio
"Leo was in a Home Depot parking lot and asked a broad with low self esteem for a quasi handjob before she blew him"
"She just, like, played with my dick a little" - Leo Dottavio
"Leo was in a Home Depot parking lot and asked a broad with low self esteem for a quasi handjob before she blew him"
by Papa Leo February 14, 2021
The act of using two wooden spoons, liberally spread with churned butter, to beat one's self or others off in an aggressive manner.
by theanonymousamish December 24, 2018