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asian male handicap

the sexual selective disadvantage imbued upon all asian males who live in the known Universe, which renders them qrotesque and revolting to all but the ugliest white women, some of whom may eventually fuck them because it ends becoming a choice between them or a turtle.
A number of movies star Jackie Chan because his asian male handicap allows for hilarious juxtapositions of him with white men, who always get the hot white girls.
by genericAM September 1, 2006
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DIGITALLY HANDICAPPED

Anyone who is digitally too much uninformed that he or she even cant use basic digital devices.
or any one who is totally paralysed in absence of digital aides like calculator etc.
My friend Arun is digitally handicapped, he cant even do basic calculations without a Calculator.
by sanestinsane July 7, 2011
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handicap

Anyone caught dribbling, falling over or making stupid noises can be labelled a handicap.

e.g. eminem, fifty cent, and ja rule, however they disguise there noises under the term, garage music, or R 'n' B, or "rap"
Ha that boy just fell over and dribbled on his hand, he sure is a handicap!
by James the ninja pirate! October 15, 2003
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Speedy Handicap

A cartoon hero consisting of the traditional handicapped-symbol wheelchair, with assorted speed lines behind him and an underlined "MEH!?" in a speech-bubble.
by Flatland February 14, 2004
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HandiCrapper

A disabled individual who is pissed off and mad at the world. Disgruntle towards non disabled people.
"you see that guy in the wheelchair run over that guys foot, yeah he looks like a HandiCrapper"
by 69man January 15, 2008
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handiclapped

1. when a person is unable or incapable of clapping in a conventional way.

if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."

*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.

2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)
Pedro kept trying to clap for the dancers, but he couldn't, because he had just banged his hand on the edge of a table, rendering him handiclapped.
by falltothesky January 9, 2009
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Handicrapped

When you have to crap so bad that you need a toilet NOW, and nothing else matters.
I'm sorry I stiff-armed your grandma on my way through, but I was handicrapped.
by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015
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