hamboogie

A type of food served at the University of Hartford by a funny little black man with googly eyes.

Googles: You want the hamboogie or tha cheboogie?
Student: Hamburger please.
Googles: One hamboogie commin up!

by Philliam May 5, 2005

chocolate hammock

Phenomenon occurring whilst on holiday in a hot climate wherby the anus dilates to several times it's normal relaxed state, coating the interior of ones undercrackers with a piquant peanut butter style slurry, causing the gusset area to resemble a hammock made of chocolate.

"Darling, how was your journey back from China?" Charles asked.
"It was terrible" Camilla weeped, "My suitcase fell off the trolley and burst open and all the world's media got to see my chocolate hammocks!"

by dominic norton December 3, 2005

hambonia

The imaginary place you go when you are drunker than drunk can be.

Im headed to Hambonia.

by Colt Sever April 6, 2005

Poop Hammock

When you are going number 2 and your shirt is so long that it catches your poop.

Aw man yesterday i was taking a shit and turned my tall T into a poop hammock

by Dale Richardson June 7, 2010

Hambo

A person who, although charming, has a tendency to disappear at 3 o'clock on a Friday afternoon (under the guise of getting petrol) and reappear later at a random pub in Essex.

"He did a Hambo on us"

by Essa Scum March 31, 2009

hammock up

to don a banana hammock.

the first condition of the pants-off dance-off is that all participants must hammock up; no exceptions.

by diddle bomb October 31, 2008

Hambog

a hamburger.

at the bbq, they was grillin' hambogs.

by M_07 September 16, 2009