Hamster

To violently make love at an alarming pace. In order to initiate a 'Hamster', the male must thrust at a speed which almost sends him into a spasm.

Man1: "Dude seriously, i hamstered the hell outta that slut ."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way."

by Flossua March 16, 2009

Hamster

Slang used by people who identify as or experience the following... non-able bodied, long term/chronic illness, having mobility issues, disabled, differently abled etc etc

Refers to people who are able-bodied

Intended use: to counter ableist culture/ableism.

I went to gym yesterday, it was full of hamsters.

by one of the people in the world September 19, 2016

hamster

Not yet a puma, and far removed from Cougar status, a hamster is an underage girl who dresses, acts, and parties like she's 23. Deceptively cute and dangerously crafty, these little critters seem like a good idea...until you bring one home.

"Poor Lawrence Taylor...the hamster strikes again."

by Revalus Bor May 18, 2010

Hamster

The cageing of blacks in a prison that resembles hamsters in a cage.

Rahway prison is full of freakin hamsters.

by Moe Foe March 30, 2005

hamster

another way of saying "pussy" , "twat" , "cunt" and good old vagina

guy1: hey dude where were you last night i was waiting for you in town
guy2: sorry i was busy nailing some girls hamster
guy1: wow was she good
guy2: nah she wouldn't suck on my twong

by mingefringe360 December 29, 2009

hamster

A person who is afflicted with amateur radio disease. Often is delirious and talks in Morse code. Weaves all over the road in a vehicle that looks like a porcupine.

Look at that guy parked in front of that green traffic light and talking to himself. He must be a hamster!

by Willy's Dog Ate Big Plump Turkeys April 29, 2007

hamster

A rodent, expensive food for my German shepherd

I catapulted my hamster over 124 yards.

by Superdude November 18, 2004