man the harpoons

phrase

usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.

"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"

by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007

Man the Harpoons

When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.

"Holy crap...that chick is a freakin' whale..."
"MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!"

by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010

Haroon

The most gorgeous specimen of a man you will ever meet. Not only is he funny,kind,caring and generous he is amazing in bed. If all men were like him the world would be a better place.

Hey guys what's another word for perfect........ Haroon.

by brownisbest March 16, 2013

The Harpoons

That which must be manned.

Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.

Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.

*an obese, obnoxious woman enters room*

Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!

Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!

Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!

*battle ensues*

by mightymoksha September 28, 2009

Man the Harpoons!

The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!

oh my days its the whale - man the harpoons!!

by lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll June 27, 2010

Haroon

Haroon is a common name also a Arabic name (Harun) there are 2 different name that mentioned Haroon Urdu name Harun Arabic name

Haroon loves driving in his car .

by IUbranDictionary500 June 18, 2018

harpoontang

(noun) whale-like female sexual prey; fat chicks

I am some kind of randy tonight. I don't care if I gotta plow Moby Dick, any harpoontang will do! Just don't call me Ishmael.

by somegeyeinCLE October 12, 2010