harlem airshaft

Once the anus has stretched to its maximum capacity during anal sex, the penis is pulled out, leaving the anus open. The receiving man/woman/goat then flatulates, but since there is no skin to vibrate and produce a normal flatulent sound only the sound of rushing air is heard. Named after a Duke Ellington song.
"When Jay pulled that piece out of Marty's assbag, Marty's piece was spread so wide that when he farted it was a Harlem Airshaft."
by copernicus p. alfonz August 16, 2005
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Harlem Shake

as the "Harlem Shake" becomes more popular, the amount of people who know the true meaning of this word are low. the "Harlem shake" was originally called the "harlot shake" it was slang used by business men who would go on a trip, and pick up a hooker. but something would go wrong and the hooker would burst into seizures. later on it became popular when men would use a date rape drug n easy women, but the mixture of the drug with the alcohol would cause a violent seizure. in the midst of this ate ape drug phase the name evolved into what's known as "harlem shake" after the phrase became less poplar, it then came back as an odd YouTube video of which features normal dancing until the music changes in which the dancing become a plethora of people doing odd things.
(A) while Jeff was on his business trip, he picked up a hooker. he paid for sex, but instead only got the Harlem Shake.

(B) Frank paid a lot for his date rape drugs. although he was arrested because he caused her to do the Harlem Shake.
by 27071990 February 24, 2013
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Harlem Slammer

Removing one's penis from a girl after anal sex and proceeding to hit her in the face with it (ie. clubbing her in the face with a "shit-stick")
If banging a chick in the ass is a sundae, then giving her a Harlem Slammer is the cherry on top.
by DAN June 05, 2003
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Harlem Wantmore

The most flawless and popular female to ever take the roleplay nation. She started the Wantmore family in 2008 and has been responsible for the most notorious roleplay fights ever since. She's known as the Hugh Heffner of the Wantmore mansion and her siblings work as the playboy bunnies.
Did you see Harlem Wantmore at the meet n greet last week?

Yeah, that bitch signed my boobs!
by hashtagflawless November 04, 2011
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Harlem Hummer

When a woman inserts a crack rock inside a man's urethra and proceeds to fellate the man to completion and then ingests the remaining crack rock .
She gave him a Harlem hummer in the ally behind bodega
by Quazix June 24, 2018
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Harlem Snuggle

The act of snuggling forcefully. Like the Harlem Struggle but less fellacio and more cuddles. It's the same but different.
My neck and back are all fucked up because I was Harlem Snuggled last night.
by BubbleWing May 10, 2014
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Harlem Tussle

Originally coined by the New York Police working the city's Harlem neighborhoods in the 1960's. The Tussle usually takes place on a Friday or Saturday evening when a man and woman start drinking in their apartment and become too drunk to go out for the night. One thing leads to another and a nasty fight ensues and the cops have to be called. Usually the cops want to arrest the man but the woman starts to profess her love for him and that it was only a lovers quarrel. The cops threaten them both and leave happy that they dont have to fill out a lot of paperwork.
Me: What was that ruckus I heard last night?
Friend: Arlene and her man were doin the Harlem Tussle again.
by Ned Hendershot January 28, 2017
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