Hamgamer17

Known for enormous genitalia

Person 1: Wassup man! You seem to be a Hamgamer17 not gonna lie!
Person 2: Thanks jit, you too

by Pahooga17 January 3, 2022

hamgie

Calling your best friend ham, but respectfully. Ham in "hamgie" means that you really like your friend

You: "She is so hamgie!!"
Other friend :"IKR!!!!"
Hamgie friend: "thanks"

by just mango February 8, 2022

Hamgasm

Hamgasm is when a Sail-O-Bot / Sea Ham reaches a high state of euphoria caused by seeing a dank Sea Ham meme they are featured in.

A Hamgasm experienced whilst asleep is referred to as a 'Ham Dream'.

Hamothy Ferriss refers to the mythical 4-Hour Hamgasm in his book 'The 4-Ham Body'

Hey VVD, I just had my first Hamgasm whilst looking at this dank meme Skife featured me in.

by DankHelper March 14, 2022

hamfaced

the absolute drunkest, sloppiest, shittiest and highest degree of hammered/drunk one can reach; the highest possible degree before one drinks him/herself into a coma; before a blackout one might recognize that he/she is hamfaced, usually one recognizes the next morning due to the following reasons: you are wanted by the law, you have random shit in your room and you don't know how they fucking got there, you wake up to find a random (or many) person (people) naked in your bed, you wake up naked in someones bed, you wake up and find yourself in someone's front lawn ect.

Let's get hamfaced tonight boys!

Al: Dude wtf are these roadblocks, this street sign, and this scooter seat doing in the room?
Art: Fuckin right! We were hamfaced last night!!!

by Naismith_4thFloor October 22, 2009

hamgurgler

when a person drops his pants in front of a girl or boy he barely knows and makes that girl or boy gurgle on his meat load while his spunky taint lays in wait for that individual to suck on it

dude! seth! did you give him that hamgurgler last night when i was sleeping in the bed next to you? you're such a fag!

by Dirk Daryoosh March 16, 2009

hamfest

An annual ham radio festival that includes a flea market, prizes, and seminars.

I went to the Vienna Wireless hamfest and picked up a nice HF/VHF transciever.

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 10, 2004

hamgina

the vagina of a hamster

I wanted to mate the hamsters but the female won't give up that hamgina.

by tiny riny October 17, 2009