Grymphing

The (perverted sexual) practice of sniffing a warm bicycle saddle and deriving pleasure from it. Probably Cornish in origin.

(i) I'z jus' owt grymphing pretty maid's saddles
(ii) There's Nelly I grymphed 'er zaddle last week

by Parsnip Nose John October 22, 2008

essex gympasauras

Tym, a lowly being from deepest darkest essex

Timothy is such an essex gympasauras

by roo January 13, 2004

Gymshark

Some who is cool at the gym.

See That girl who is bench pressing 200lbs, she is a total gymshark.

by ShipsAreSlow August 27, 2021

gypht

another word for ejaculation

i spit my gypht all over her baloon knot

by puppet April 1, 2005

gypht

a term used in referring to ejaculation

i spit my gypht all over her balloon knot

by puppet April 1, 2005

gomphrena

the skin between the dick and the asshole.

I wanted to get my guy off, so I had to lick his gomphrena.

by chrEO October 8, 2008

GUMPH

A fooslish person, an idiot; no nonsense.

A load of old Gumph.

He is a lovesick Gumph.
As Forest Gump said, "I got shot in the buttocks!"

by FLORENCE GUMPH September 14, 2016