Garfield

An almighty God who has the power to rival the entire world. Can travel at the speed of light. Lasagna makes him 600x stronger. Has telepathy. Can put you in a coma with the blink of an eye.

If I was in a fight with Garfield, I'd die in 0.1 seconds

by ThatMoonCow February 24, 2021

garfeliose

A small stuffed cat of whom will haunt you nighmares

Garfeliose killed my whole family

by The Garfeliose Gang April 4, 2022

James A. Garfield

20th president of the United States, got shot. Never head of him? Me either.

It’s so sad that James A. Garfield died on a Monday.

Who?

by Rogue One 2 coming in 1977 August 2, 2018

Garfar

Garfar means vomit, garfar is a very disgusting vomit.

I feel like i'm gonna garfar.

by Glacmas September 6, 2017

garfsexual

If someone’s says he’s garfsexual, call the authorities and run away from him

Person 1: did you know Paul is garfsexual?
Person 2: we should probably avoid him from now on
Person 1: agreed

by Proud_garfsexual June 20, 2019

Simon and Garfunky

A phrase often said when putting a Simon and Garfunkel record, tape or CD on, to indicate how funky the music is, and how you will get funky listening to it.

-Puts CD in player-
"Let's get Simon and Garfunky."

by tea and toast. July 9, 2009

Garfunkling

In the episode The Prime Minister of The Flight of The Conchords, the sexual act of dressing up like Art Garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle in order to please a fan of his.

Guy 1: I went home with this hot chick, but I didn't spend the night.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: She's into garfunkling, and I left my wig at home.

by flmumb March 5, 2009