guatemalan pineapple

A form of sex that is incredibly pointy, and painful.

"Dude, my ass is ripped to shreds!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, that guatemalan pineapple really fucking hurt."

"I could tell, your ass looks like Detroit."

by MegaBronyClopper69 January 31, 2014

guse

6ix slang for something that is insane, wicked, or sick.

That ball game last night was fuckin' guse my nigga!

by Scribbin December 28, 2016

Gurtej

It has an amazing meaning which is 'Glory Of God'. This may be a burden on some but not to this person.

When required to meet a deadline, Gurtej will meet the deadline.

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

gaster

A hot tall skeleton dad whom has fell in the core, he's so fucking tall that he has bend through doorways. He's the the most mysterious person you've ever met, and he doesn't fucking play around. 🙄

Person 1: wow you're tall, almost GASTER like.
Person 2: I know

by Woozieroo May 12, 2016

Guatemalan lawn ninja

The unidentifiably Hispanic lawn maintenance crew. They mysteriously appear at 10am on a Saturday, with neither call nor contract. They set up all their equipment and wake you up with their obnoxious weed eaters, but manage to disappear before you are awake enough to open the blinds.

*covers face with pillow* Damnit honey the Guatemalan lawn ninjas are back!

by Jacki B February 21, 2009

guatemalan conover

The process of defiling a co-workers workspace while they are absent, usually by rubbing genitalia on office furniture or releasing fluids into their work environment.

When Shannon came back to work, she found that someone had done a Guatemalan Conover on her office and spent the next week disinfecting it.

by midwest slang expert May 20, 2009

glusterfuck

A combination of the words GlusterFS and " clusterfuck ".
I.E a failure of magnificent magnitude involving the Gluster filesystem

This storage server is turning into a real glusterfuck

by Dfkfkfdk September 8, 2015