Facebook Guru

One who councils another late at night and gives them advice on their problems via facbook chat.

"I didn't know what to do until I talked to my facebook guru last night"

by orangecakeorangutang March 29, 2010

guru block

When a Narcissistic ex-teacher disowns a student for becoming an individual.
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"Hey, you presenting at the convention this year ?"

"Nah. Got serious guru block.."

by capsule May 28, 2016

Gurudarshan

He is a guy who plays god level football,eats all meat expect pork,mutton, fish and beef and then forgets that he's actually eaten all the above mentioned meat with frnds and says he's a chicken purist.Loves to talk abt football,talks in a way as though he owns the club and the players,takes advice from a guy called faizan,is politically woke and politically aggressive only in one group chat.
Is an overall awesome guy,who had fans who msg his frnds to ask them about when his birthday is.Prefers to claim not to eat meat other than chicken and "hold back" his political opinions except in group chat.

Ravi:Bro i'm getting mind fucked
Raghu: you must have seen gurudarshan in your nightmares.

by Flykiller July 1, 2020

gurunoor

A very nice and caring guy or girl

Bro I love Gurunoor

by Siddhi Kaur July 10, 2021

farmville guru

one who has little knowledge of agricultural farming, yet owns everybody in farmville on facebook.

eddie is the consummate farmville guru.

by countrybumkin555 May 13, 2010

The Guru

1. A learned man, who shares his knowledge to enlighten all those who are ignorant. He works for the mass uplifting of the society by imparting his knowledge.
2. A very sexy man
3. A spiritual healer, whose prowess extends beyond the pages of a medical textbook, and hint at almost superhuman clinical skills. He also has an appreciation for the finer alcoholic beverages, as well as a wittily-deployed innuendo.
4. A man whose supremely chiselled biceps give him unparalled ability at a foozball table. Unfortunately his abs do not allow him to maintain this dominance for long.

As a sculpted, masculine beast of a man walked by me, with a beer in hand, observed my elevated jugulovenous pressure, prescribed a triple drug therapy and suggested a better weights technique to grow my biceps, I knew I had just encountered....The Guru

by TheMaster99 October 11, 2010

guru seat

(n.) The center position on a three cushion couch typically occupied by a neophyte pot smoker who by virtue of his location is offered two tokes off a joint or a pipe for every one of his compatriots. Since the "guru" is usually too inexperienced to refuse a hit, he gets much more stoned than his friends resulting in endless fun at the "guru's" expense.

Friend 1: You're in the guru seat, so you gotta take a hit every time the joint comes your way.

Guru: Cool. You guys are awesome.

Friend 2: No, man. You're awesome. Now take another hit, bitch. Guru seat rules apply.

by evil adam May 15, 2009